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I always suspected Tom Cotton had that kind of military history.

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AN ALABAMA POLITICAL MEMORY

I lived in Montgomery in the 80s the governor was George Wallace. One Fine Saturday Afternoon I rode my bike down to the capitol steps where Wallace was to give a speech.

At the appointed time a body guard wheeled Wallace to the mike. He began mumbling and slurring indecipherably while the crowd of about fifty stood in quiet attention. Occasionally he'd give a crooked grin and his body guards would start laughing, a cue to the crowd to laugh - which it did. After about 30 minutes of this they wheeled him back inside.

On a personal note: I had taught one of Wallace's brand new step daughters. Wallace had recently divorced 'The Redneck Jackie' Cornelia (who had attempted to shield him from Artie Bremmer's gunshots) and married a twenty something aspiring country singer. I also taught the daughters of one of the state senators - I can't recall the name - Baker or Barker I think.

And everybody was a Democrat back then!

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I have watched the party that I loved turn into jellyfish. I'm tired of losing. Quit "going high." I'm talking about using tougher language. Call a liar a liar, in public and to their face, FFS. Quit being nice and proper. Quit triangulating and be real. And for the love of all that is holy come up with a damn slogan that grabs people for 2020. I don't think we'd lose our difference. I think a liberal populist would do very, very well.

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upvoted for "alpha goober."

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i love blasphemy in all of its glorious forms.

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looking right at you, 50-State Strategy™.

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my only critique is the placement of the hyphen.

i think "shit up-blowers" is more appropriate. but i don't get paid to write.

OT, but has anyone seen my [shift] key?

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Technically, "le" sword.

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Thanks, $5F.

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Poor you.

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As long as he stays in Alabama.

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She is, truly, but I believe that the term is arsonistic shit blower-up... er.I could be wrong, it's been known to happen.

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And after he got bored with waving the gun around did he pull a big rattlesnake out of his briefcase to accompany his talk about the Pentecost?

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Fuck, if that's the size of his gun, think of what he's compensating for!!!

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Next time someone whines about white privilege being a myth, ask them to imagine Obama flashing a gat on stage at a political rally.

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That's good, but that isn't what people tend to think 'going low' means. That's not 'going low' you're talking about in relation to Michelle Obama's speech.

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