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bobbert's avatar

I'm with you up to the give me topless carwashes part, but I think I diverge at the "or death" part.

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bobbert's avatar

You know, truly, the guy is just a jackass. It's hard to know who he might hate. Although, given the timing of this petition, "The Blacks" is probably a pretty good guess.

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Empy's avatar

We need more article-photos comparable to this one. I don't care if the article is 3 years old, I click-did it. Because helloooo ladies.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Thank you, Baldar. I've just lost three meals.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Either would be worthwhile. As a non-citizen, I don't think I should vote for it, but you have my moral* support. I gather it was only introduced out of petty spite, but there was enough of that to pass it. My best, but very conservative, friend still refers to FDR as "Franklin the Rat".

*Eh, maybe not an applicable adjective, but whatever.

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bobbert's avatar

That really is the key point, isn't it. As with so many other instances of right-wing butthurt, this terrible governmental misbehavior doesn't seem to have risen to the level of requiring"secession" until just now. I wonder what changed?

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bobbert's avatar

I got shit at restaurants in the South when I was in the fucking Air Force, because Yankee.

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bobbert's avatar

I wish I had your self-control.

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bobbert's avatar

Please. Despite, Steve, I've always liked <a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/aBFrYGCU460" target="_blank"> "Golden Bozos" </a>.

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bobbert's avatar

Or a member of the Spanish Inquisition.

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bobbert's avatar

Twenty-five goddam pounds for a teeny Euro carwash and another fiver for teh boobies? You can prolly still get laid in Amsterdam for thirty quid. (Not by those girls, though).

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bobbert's avatar

Is that a real quote? Because it suggests that it's morans all the way down.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

No, no. He loves them, he just hates their feminizin, fudge-packin, lieberalizin, melanizin ways. But you can't string up the sin, so the sinner's going to have to do.

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bobbert's avatar

Wait. If it's unincorporated, how does it have a municipal gummit that can shut down the nudie carwash?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hell, they'll scrub your headers right down to the gasket. They also do heads.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The secessionists have inspired me. I've created my own petition on "We The People" at whitehouse.gov. My petition is to repeal the 22nd amendment (two term limit for president) so Barack Obama can be elected to a third term. Maybe it will pass! Or maybe it will just piss off the wing nuts. <a href="https://petitions.whitehous..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/twenty-...">https://petitions.whitehous...

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