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Have Any of you been To Alabama lately? This State has been Ruined by Black. Run government . So shut The Hell up!Go to the DMV or any county or state run agency and see how long you wait now and how sorry you will be treated. Sorry but its true. Nothing gets done right or on time anymore. Fact just look around. But go ahead blame the republican or whity. But this Sorry attitude now that they aint gots ta work Im going on break Sucks!

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I'm mostly thinking of his time as Congressional Ball-Buster. And he was an effective Democrat, just not necessarily an effective President: he led the hell out of the party.

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Perhaps, but that doesn't mean that the red end of the crazy spectrum should be able to control whether their constituents are able to vote. With any luck, they'll be able to use that blatant racism as an organizing tool, secure their districts' ability to participate and sanity will prevail. :-)

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Well, that does seem to be the traditional method.

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Yes they are. That idea about rides to the DMV is a great idea though I wish I had a car

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Make voting mandatory. States with less than, say, 70% voter turn out don't get any federal money.

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Johannesburg, Alabamy. Another milestone moment in racism.

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That is fuking brilliant. Monetize the cost of being a racist piece of shit state. Next time the Dems get control of the Congress....

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Much lower revenues from speeding tickets.

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My son brought a letter home from a class mate of his today. Mind you, they are ten.The letter says that some people think slavery was bad but since they had no clean water and food in Africa they were better off and it was sure a shame that all those white boys on both sides had to die for slavery when it was really good. And that it was only my son's opinion if he disagreed.Ten. Fucking. Years. Old.I just can't even anymore. No more compromise. No more debate with these fucknuts. They are not Christians, they are not Americans, they may not even be human any longer. They are scum of the earth and it is high time we deported them all back to whatever Euro country they claim their roots are from.

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Aaaaah...the old 'slavery wasn't so bad' argument. I'm fairly convinced that slavery was pretty shitty. The whole "we're selling you, but keeping the rest of your family" thing is what always gets me.

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That's an extremely good idea.

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Well, you have to admit that Americans are always trying to do things more efficiently. If we can figure out how to kill you faster, we shall do so. This is another example of our "can do" spirit.

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Exactly. This is a federal civil rights issue, at this point. Fuck these racist crackers. If necessary, time to send in the National Guard to escort black and poor Alabamans to the polls.

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Maybe it is about time they put the Small House of Uncle Thomas back into the curriculum.

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