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And of course Machine Gun Liz.

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The last time I prayed (1968), Dog, or some inner voice told me, " Son, you might just as well keep doing what you're doing.

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Alabama, where men are men, and sisters are FAST. Note to "Ala by God Bama" Supreme Court: I am supposing that you are NOT a bunch of sister-lovin' goobers, but distinguished champions of the rule of law. Please, do the nice lady's bidding ... immediately.

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Big hands!

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I thought Alabama had the claim to fame for the entire state smelling like ass. It's what I remember from my time there.

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"She's got short hair and a wedding ring, she can't decode this case." -any and all wingnuts.

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"As long as the senator was a King and not a Queen, that's fine with us."

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Federal Judge Callie V.S. Granade orders Alabamy to follow SCOTUS Ruling and for Alabamy Supreme Court Judge Roy Moore to suck her big juicy Federal judicial ballz. Hizzah!!

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Was Florence Ballard still in the lineup?

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I move we adopt "lick my balls" into the legal lexicon at the soonest opportunity. I believe this phrase is uniquely suited to accurately convey its intended notion. Also, it would be funny as hell.

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The whole country went downhill after JFK got elected. Next thing you know you might have a black president or, for Jiminy's sake. a woman.

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Cram Cram Cram

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I'm ashamed to admit that having read that name probably over a dozen times, this wordplay hadn't occurred to me before your comment.

"I picked a hell of a week to quit sniffing glue."

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I'm 32 years old and have never been to a concert. Not a single one.

I envy you!

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Aye, wohl.

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