Hey, Alabama House Speaker Mike Hubbard! Whatcha doin'? Oh, getting arrested on 23 counts of felony corruption? Well, that sounds about right. What did you do, steer a whole bunch of fake contracts to yourself and third parties who were really just shell companies for you, while you were head of the Alabama GOP? That's what it sounds like? Well, boys will be boys, ain't that right, fella?
<i>Old Speaker Hubbard Went to the cupboard To <strike>throw his poor constituents</strike> fetch his rich lobbyist friends a bone But when he got there The grand jury declared 23 counts of scheming to con.</i>
A Republican Attorney General obtains a grand jury indictment against a Republican House Speaker and the indictment is politically motivated? For a second, I thought I haz a confuse.
Yeah, why is a holy Xtian man using that term to describe himself?
<i>Old Speaker Hubbard Went to the cupboard To <strike>throw his poor constituents</strike> fetch his rich lobbyist friends a bone But when he got there The grand jury declared 23 counts of scheming to con.</i>
Julia Tutweiler should sue from beyond the grave for the libellous use of her name.
Ooh Ooh, I know. Convicted Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell&#039;s wife drove him to it.
I wonder what his favorite cocktail is? Does he like Alabama Slammers?
Talk about a buried lede: They can count to twenty-three in Alabamy now!
A Republican Attorney General obtains a grand jury indictment against a Republican House Speaker and the indictment is politically motivated? For a second, I thought I haz a confuse.
Looks like the GOP just found their next presidential candidate.
<em>No</em> counts for stealin chickuns? Is that not a felony in &#039;Bama?
Heck, they&#039;ll probably let him serve his term of office while sitting in the pokey.