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Chris Grrr's avatar

Yeah, why is a holy Xtian man using that term to describe himself?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>Old Speaker Hubbard Went to the cupboard To <strike>throw his poor constituents</strike> fetch his rich lobbyist friends a bone But when he got there The grand jury declared 23 counts of scheming to con.</i>

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Julia Tutweiler should sue from beyond the grave for the libellous use of her name.

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schmannity's avatar

Ooh Ooh, I know. Convicted Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell's wife drove him to it.

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PubOption's avatar

I wonder what his favorite cocktail is? Does he like Alabama Slammers?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Talk about a buried lede: They can count to twenty-three in Alabamy now!

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schmannity's avatar

A Republican Attorney General obtains a grand jury indictment against a Republican House Speaker and the indictment is politically motivated? For a second, I thought I haz a confuse.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Looks like the GOP just found their next presidential candidate.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em>No</em> counts for stealin chickuns? Is that not a felony in 'Bama?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Heck, they'll probably let him serve his term of office while sitting in the pokey.

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