Totally essential. (Pic via some Breitbart dude on Twitter. ) IMAGINE: It's Christmastime and the barely elected fascist savior of America is a-comin' to Alabammy to let Alabammy idiots mash their furry paws together and raise their idiot voices in praise of the autocratic thug with the bad hair and face, so what do you do? Well, a rally like that calls for a Christmas tree, of course! So do you go to Big Lots and buy a cheap piece of crap tree, because screw Donald Trump? No way! Do you go to Saks and get a gold-plated luxurious artificial tree, and instead of an angel or a star on top, you put a big figurine of Trump elegantly grabbing everybody by the pussy? That
my lawd! chopping down trees for the exalted one, where's the frankincense and myrhh? For these people he is the 2nd coming! Hallelujah! P.S.Evan I love you and have a Merry Christmas or whatevs Wonkettes!!
#madeinAmerica - except for Ivanka's shoes, which will be made in Ethiopia. And presumably the China company, International Cheap Azz Crap, LLC will continue to churn out Trump neckties along with toilet-themed novelty souvenirs.
Total sarcasm in the asshat "chief of states" response, you know about all this "tree concern". We could've let 'bammy go in the troubles of 1861 but nooooo, Lincoln had other ideas.
He doesn't need it fixed. What's there to fix? He's the best looking guy on the planet. He's perfect. Even Doktor Ooze said so. Maybe not on the air, but when the cameras were off, you know, believe me, Ooze told him how manly and handsome he was and just to keep up what he was doing.
And the three idiot fools shall bring the new idiot lord three gifts.First an army of blind fool followers.Second an undeserved rise to rulership.And third a very large tree.
"as when a man goes into the forest with his friend to cut wood, and his hand swings the axe to cut down the tree, and the iron head slips off the handle and strikes his friend so that he dies--he may flee to one of these cities and live;" - Deuteronomy 19:5See God. Might kill your friend if you cut down your friend. So kiddies have learned? That God will likely kill your friends if you harm a tree.
I was about to ask the same thing. He should have been kicked to the curb and escorted out by security. I'm wondering if there's some sort of theft or diversion of municipal funds charge that could be filed against him. He sent government employees to cut down the tree, thus using city money for his personal business.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one.
I've always wondered what kind of emotional cripples read Wonkette. Now I know.
Barbecue sauce for rednecks.
my lawd! chopping down trees for the exalted one, where's the frankincense and myrhh? For these people he is the 2nd coming! Hallelujah! P.S.Evan I love you and have a Merry Christmas or whatevs Wonkettes!!
#madeinAmerica - except for Ivanka's shoes, which will be made in Ethiopia. And presumably the China company, International Cheap Azz Crap, LLC will continue to churn out Trump neckties along with toilet-themed novelty souvenirs.
Gone away as if by order.
Total sarcasm in the asshat "chief of states" response, you know about all this "tree concern". We could've let 'bammy go in the troubles of 1861 but nooooo, Lincoln had other ideas.
He doesn't need it fixed. What's there to fix? He's the best looking guy on the planet. He's perfect. Even Doktor Ooze said so. Maybe not on the air, but when the cameras were off, you know, believe me, Ooze told him how manly and handsome he was and just to keep up what he was doing.
And the three idiot fools shall bring the new idiot lord three gifts.First an army of blind fool followers.Second an undeserved rise to rulership.And third a very large tree.
"as when a man goes into the forest with his friend to cut wood, and his hand swings the axe to cut down the tree, and the iron head slips off the handle and strikes his friend so that he dies--he may flee to one of these cities and live;" - Deuteronomy 19:5See God. Might kill your friend if you cut down your friend. So kiddies have learned? That God will likely kill your friends if you harm a tree.
I doth thinks that our friend thought that tree is how big Trump's dick is.
Paging Treebeard.
It is a mystery worthy of Agatha Christie's Miss Maple.
Sloths usually freak me out a little, but Mama and babby sloth are adorable.
The trick is to not allow anybody to tell the truth about it, or just seduce MSM into failing to report the truth.
I was about to ask the same thing. He should have been kicked to the curb and escorted out by security. I'm wondering if there's some sort of theft or diversion of municipal funds charge that could be filed against him. He sent government employees to cut down the tree, thus using city money for his personal business.
What a shithead.