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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

This seems to be an infection of the white population. Perhaps correlated with age. Some skin pigmentation may (I stress 'may') confer some resistance (but probably not immunity). Might want to notify the CDC.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

So long as it explains that God let the Holocaust happen so the Jews could get Israel back and allow the end-times to begin.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

A friend of mine grew up in Alabama, in an upper-class suburb. Until she moved to California in her mid-twenties, she didn't know that gun racks weren't standard equipment on pickup trucks.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Barton claims a whole load of ridiculous shit. He's quite repetitive though, so these days basically anything he says has <a href="http:\/\/www.liarsforjesus.com\/" target="_blank">already been debunked</a> by Chris Rodda.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Kind of sad for the folks in Alabamy who aren't into teh krazy. Right now, though, they don't control the gov't there. Their only hope is that the fever breaks soon.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Might I propose "Clete Wetli and the Boners for Theocracy"?

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chascates's avatar

Wait a minutez! I was told all PBS is communist propaganda designed to destroy America from within. I haz a cognitive dissonance.

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schmannity's avatar

"Thomas Jefferson had a total boner for theocracy." Was Theocracy his nickname for Sally Hemmings?

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Shypixel's avatar

I thought everybody knew that the Bible was originally a part of the constitution, until Hitler came back on his time-travelling Dinosaur, which had missed Noah's Ark, and forced the Founding Fathers to remove it, and to put in the part about religion.

But seriously... We laughed when they started to take over the radio waves 20-30 years ago too...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Please make this happen. Pleasepleaseplease. It'll make "Cop Rock" look like "Citizen Kane."

This doesn't just have FAIL written all over it, it's actually in the shape of the word "FAIL," made up of thousands of tiny little FAILs.

Awesome!

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Alabama Educational Television </i>

Isn't that the channel they show QVC and "Hillbilly Hand Fishing" on?

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