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and gets caught in a hotel room with a 12 year old boy?

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Nobody tells you there are formal education tracks to become a high-paid professional pissy titty baby. I’m guessing I couldn’t qualify for it anyways, cuz I’m not a wealthy white man.

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I am a wealthy white male, but the 4 degrees helped with the wealthy part.

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(((They)))) are responsible for everything. I am not a racist.

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And they really, really hate the idea of an entire race being singled out for ill treatment.

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Like being the Covid capital of America in November of 2021 even though they've had multiple chances to get the vaccine in their arms???

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The only time sin becomes a collective or societal responsibility for Southern Baptists is when the entire town that banned dancing 5 years ago breaks its own rules and holds a square dance party for the entire town.

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I would add one caveat * if it’s your own daughter there is nuance, but they don’t recognize it as such.

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Four degrees help! Which four?

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al.com (Birmingham News) is a Newhouse paper (so is the Oregonian). Some of their reporters are quite good.

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... if it’s your own daughter ...Or wife. Or mistress.

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Which is pretty damned funny, because in either two-thirds or three-quarters (depending on whether or not you include LDS) of the Abrahamic religions, someone who is either an incarnation of God, or else one of God's prophets, specifically and repeatedly says not to do that.

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?!??

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If someone asked me to define CRT, I'd say Cardiac Resynchronization Therapy, i.e., implanting a pacemaker.

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Pushkin

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I think of Cathode Ray Tubes.

Man, those monitors weighed a TON.

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