Alabama state GOP Chairman Bill Armistead just wants y'all to know that with the Federal Government cramming gay marriage down Roy Moore's throat and all, the End Times have officially arrived, and we can expect God to destroy the U.S.
You gots to watch them squirrels they is nut eaters from way back and they aint nothin any gheyer than runnin around in the woods lookin and nibbling on nuts
Or is Butt God like a person with a really toned ass? Or maybe it's the Illegal Yoga Pants guy, obvs a jealous god like that Old Testamenty dude.
<blockquote>The State of Alabama and the United States of America will reap God&rsquo;s wrath if we embrace and condone things that are abhorrent to God </blockquote>
&quot;Hell yeah! What did I say about shrimp-eating? I SAID NO! Then prepare for the smite-of-all-smites for all the damn wool/linen blends! I can see what&#039;s inside that Urban Outfitters shirt, I&#039;M. FUCKING. OMNISCIENT!
You&#039;re in soo much trouble. While I&#039;m down there tribulating all your asses, I&#039;d better not find out you&#039;ve been ROUNDING THE CORNERS OF YOUR HEADS, ME-DAMMIT!!!&quot;
Yes, and he thinks that the predicted Gaypocalypse in AL is just so much bull. So he gets a tip &#039;o the hat from me.
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Oy.
The squirrels are not what they seem?
Armistead walked in Galilee, Nazareth and Jerusalem, but probably not Bethlehem because that&#039;s on the wrong side of the wall.
Why is Armistead mopin&#039;?
Sounds like a pretty specialized hobby.
Wouldn&#039;t that be &quot;Alabamania&quot;?
When he causes tectonic plates to rupture, he <i>really</i> causes tectonic plates to rupture.
I&#039;ll show myself out.
You gots to watch them squirrels they is nut eaters from way back and they aint nothin any gheyer than runnin around in the woods lookin and nibbling on nuts
How does one worship Butt God?
Making poopie jokes, or making the buttczechs?
Or is Butt God like a person with a really toned ass? Or maybe it&#039;s the Illegal Yoga Pants guy, obvs a jealous god like that Old Testamenty dude.
<blockquote>The State of Alabama and the United States of America will reap God&rsquo;s wrath if we embrace and condone things that are abhorrent to God </blockquote>
&quot;Hell yeah! What did I say about shrimp-eating? I SAID NO! Then prepare for the smite-of-all-smites for all the damn wool/linen blends! I can see what&#039;s inside that Urban Outfitters shirt, I&#039;M. FUCKING. OMNISCIENT!
You&#039;re in soo much trouble. While I&#039;m down there tribulating all your asses, I&#039;d better not find out you&#039;ve been ROUNDING THE CORNERS OF YOUR HEADS, ME-DAMMIT!!!&quot;
--God
so many upfists.
Mr. Addaway for president of Alabama.
Gulf Shores is an hour or so from me. Its most famous feature is a redneck bar that hosts mullet toss contests. The fish, not the haircut.
<i>White</i> Mormon men.