Need some help pottying? Here's your man. Hey there, gender-non-specific person! Are you doing the pee-pee dance? Are you at a public place in Alabama that has gender-neutral bathrooms? You are probably in Birmingham in Little Five Points or something, at some trendy joint where city-dwelling liberals (they have them, in Alabama!) with educations and class go to drink their brunch, and the management knows you are a goddamned adult and can handle a bathroom that's open to anyone, because there are stalls in there, and because, again, you are a goddamned adult.
What's this? A law that would place a costly regulatory burden on small businesses? Surely not from the GOP. That's only something that librulz do when they want to try to make sure that people have things like sick leave.
There has got to be something in the DSM-V that would cover this guy's obsession with bathrooms. Perhaps a brief stay in a nice mental health facility and really good drugs would help this poor deluded soul.
You know where you are most likely to find bathroom attendants? Socialist countries! Try traveling where the government assigns people to take care of the potties...you will find yourself constantly hoarding change so you can pay (tip) to take a piss.
This bathroom/private parts fixation is quite the thing with the GOP (Groping Old People). Money is no object when it comes to that, and murdering people in wars.
I don't get it. Seriously men. When women go to the bathroom we go into a stall, lock the door, do our business and go on our merry way. Even if I was in a bathroom with a transgender person how would it be a big deal? We don't even have to display our genitalia to strangers when we pee like the penis havers that are defending our honor have to do.
I have questions! Most of the any-gender bathrooms I frequent (and I live in the godless hellhole of Portland, Oregon, so I spend a good 20, 25% of my day having orgies in any-gender bathrooms) are single occupant. So, where will the attendant be stationed? In the bathroom? Outside of the bathroom? If the attendant is a woman, who will protect her from the men (undoubtedly dressed as women, like all sexual predators) using the facilities? If the attendant is a man, who will protect me from him? If he's outside of the bathroom, how will he fetch me my paper towel and provide me with a breath mint and discreetly inform me there's toilet paper stuck to my shoe?
You know it! He's already writing out the job description.
What's this? A law that would place a costly regulatory burden on small businesses? Surely not from the GOP. That's only something that librulz do when they want to try to make sure that people have things like sick leave.
There has got to be something in the DSM-V that would cover this guy's obsession with bathrooms. Perhaps a brief stay in a nice mental health facility and really good drugs would help this poor deluded soul.
Or let a woman declare herself a feminist...
I hope so.
lol!
You know where you are most likely to find bathroom attendants? Socialist countries! Try traveling where the government assigns people to take care of the potties...you will find yourself constantly hoarding change so you can pay (tip) to take a piss.
3 attendants per bathroom are needed: menzes, wimmenz, and others. JOB CREATIONS!
Sure. In Birmingham.
This bathroom/private parts fixation is quite the thing with the GOP (Groping Old People). Money is no object when it comes to that, and murdering people in wars.
I don't get it. Seriously men. When women go to the bathroom we go into a stall, lock the door, do our business and go on our merry way. Even if I was in a bathroom with a transgender person how would it be a big deal? We don't even have to display our genitalia to strangers when we pee like the penis havers that are defending our honor have to do.
I think I need to go back to not reading the news. My blood pressure has skyrocketed multiple times already today :(
This sounds like an unfunded mandate. Who is paying for these bathroom attendants?
JOB CREATION!
I have questions! Most of the any-gender bathrooms I frequent (and I live in the godless hellhole of Portland, Oregon, so I spend a good 20, 25% of my day having orgies in any-gender bathrooms) are single occupant. So, where will the attendant be stationed? In the bathroom? Outside of the bathroom? If the attendant is a woman, who will protect her from the men (undoubtedly dressed as women, like all sexual predators) using the facilities? If the attendant is a man, who will protect me from him? If he's outside of the bathroom, how will he fetch me my paper towel and provide me with a breath mint and discreetly inform me there's toilet paper stuck to my shoe?
What about transgender bathroom attendants?