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r_dale's avatar

You know it! He's already writing out the job description.

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Ray in VT's avatar

What's this? A law that would place a costly regulatory burden on small businesses? Surely not from the GOP. That's only something that librulz do when they want to try to make sure that people have things like sick leave.

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UpstateNYObserver's avatar

There has got to be something in the DSM-V that would cover this guy's obsession with bathrooms. Perhaps a brief stay in a nice mental health facility and really good drugs would help this poor deluded soul.

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Lara's avatar

Or let a woman declare herself a feminist...

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JesusWasAHippie's avatar

I hope so.

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YourMom's avatar

You know where you are most likely to find bathroom attendants? Socialist countries! Try traveling where the government assigns people to take care of the potties...you will find yourself constantly hoarding change so you can pay (tip) to take a piss.

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hammstring's avatar

3 attendants per bathroom are needed: menzes, wimmenz, and others. JOB CREATIONS!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Sure. In Birmingham.

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mary5920's avatar

This bathroom/private parts fixation is quite the thing with the GOP (Groping Old People). Money is no object when it comes to that, and murdering people in wars.

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Jo Mathie's avatar

I don't get it. Seriously men. When women go to the bathroom we go into a stall, lock the door, do our business and go on our merry way. Even if I was in a bathroom with a transgender person how would it be a big deal? We don't even have to display our genitalia to strangers when we pee like the penis havers that are defending our honor have to do.

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Mintie's avatar

I think I need to go back to not reading the news. My blood pressure has skyrocketed multiple times already today :(

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Pete's avatar

This sounds like an unfunded mandate. Who is paying for these bathroom attendants?

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bardgal's avatar

JOB CREATION!

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Aileen's avatar

I have questions! Most of the any-gender bathrooms I frequent (and I live in the godless hellhole of Portland, Oregon, so I spend a good 20, 25% of my day having orgies in any-gender bathrooms) are single occupant. So, where will the attendant be stationed? In the bathroom? Outside of the bathroom? If the attendant is a woman, who will protect her from the men (undoubtedly dressed as women, like all sexual predators) using the facilities? If the attendant is a man, who will protect me from him? If he's outside of the bathroom, how will he fetch me my paper towel and provide me with a breath mint and discreetly inform me there's toilet paper stuck to my shoe?

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richardgrabman's avatar

What about transgender bathroom attendants?

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