You won't be surprised to learn that here at Wonkette, we generally do not believe in signs and portents from God. God doesn't arrange things so that our favorite team could win the Super Bowl. God for sure isn't making us rich, because fuck we are not rich. This belief system, or lack thereof, brings us into direct conflict with the
It's clear the only reason god made Alabama was to put racetracks in (Talla-damn-dega, y'all!!) Otherwise, I don't give a shit if they light the whole place on fire, although it will be awfully smoky over here in GA if they do.
Ok Alabama dumbfuckery!!!! lets use your reasoning here a bit,God gave man the ability to preform abortions,so abort.God gave man the resources to fuck a horse but that dont mean we should be pony humping
It's clear the only reason god made Alabama was to put racetracks in (Talla-damn-dega, y'all!!) Otherwise, I don't give a shit if they light the whole place on fire, although it will be awfully smoky over here in GA if they do.
It couldn't be that Allah did a better job for his followers than Jesus did for his, could it?
Well, they're a bit behind, what with it only existing since 4004 B.C.
Ok Alabama dumbfuckery!!!! lets use your reasoning here a bit,God gave man the ability to preform abortions,so abort.God gave man the resources to fuck a horse but that dont mean we should be pony humping
And Wile E. Coyote and Elmer Fudd.
Back in the days before talk radio and the internets, you had to go to a southern family reunion to hear this level of reasoning.
I miss those days.