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Rob Cypher's avatar

Well that is scary and all, but what scares me more is bronies! What kind of weirdness is that, man. Me and the gang (which is a bunch of people who may or may not have been in the Iraqi or Afghanistan wars and were disillusioned with our previous concepts) want to round them up and take them to the camps they need to be in. For sure, brothers. For America's mental health. Then they can be analyzed properly.

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Rob Cypher's avatar

This is a tested-and-true method, my brothers! We can all get rich and higher in status once the brony menace has been swept from the world's eye!

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Lot_49's avatar

A jury of feti would be appropriate as well.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I'm not sure what sunday schooling this guy had, but mine included the NEW testament as well. You know, love thy neighbor, what you do to the least of my brothers, etc., etc.

Maybe they can't afford the new testament part of the bible in Alabama?

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PubOption's avatar

OT, but chimps as well? <a href="http://www.patriotledger.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.patriotledger.com/article/ZZ/20141010/...">http://www.patriotledger.co...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So even though the Alabama Legislature provided clear, specific and unambiguous intent that the law did not apply in that manner, Parker and his brethren decided "Naw, man. Y'all don't know diddly-bump, so we're going to read it the way we want to read it"?

You want to talk about "activist judges"? I move to admit this into evidence.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

They need Rex Morgan, MD as an expert witness.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Maybe we should be encouraging everything south of the Mason-Dixon line to secede.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I kinda hoping for the ruling that will let me take a tax deduction for each sperm. Even if its only half a deduction per swimmer.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They only want to protect life in the womb. Among those who are born, they're all "go fuck yourself" when it comes to health care, food, environment, safety, guns, death penalty, wages, education, vaccinations ...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Southern heritage

"I'm going down to the Dew Drop Inn See if I can drink enough There ain't much to country living Sweat, piss, jizz and blood"

RIP Warren

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