Too Hott for the Babtists! Even though he's already resigned from office in a plea deal that avoided impeachment and saved him from any serious prison time for misuse of public funds, we're still learning all sorts of sexxy/awful details about former Alabama Governor Robert Bentley and his paramour and former top aide, Rebekah Mason (one of these days we're going to go full 1940s tabloid and call Mason Bentley's "doxy"). Buried in the
Actually, he was called the "Accidental Governor" because he improbably won in 2010 over other Republicans who were thought to have better chances, but who hammered away at each other. One of them, Bradley Byrne, actually had to publicly deny charges made in negative ads that he believed in evolution and didn't believe in the inerrancy of the Bible. Once Bentley won the primary, he'd effectively won the governorship. Bentley got through med school in spite of such an impoverished childhood that he reportedly didn't have a toothbrush until he was 8 years old, which is actually pretty impressive. But then, when in office, he announced Alabama would refuse to accept Syrian refugees, refused to accept Medicaid expansion for Alabamians (because no one needs a toothbrush until they're 8, I guess), and tried to close certain DMV offices, which would have had the effect of disenfranchising African American voters.
He might be packing 10 inches. Who can say?
Mary Magdalene weeps
You go. I just figure everybody oughta find a way to get their sing on.
No. He had to give up his pension and his security detail.
Actually, he was called the "Accidental Governor" because he improbably won in 2010 over other Republicans who were thought to have better chances, but who hammered away at each other. One of them, Bradley Byrne, actually had to publicly deny charges made in negative ads that he believed in evolution and didn't believe in the inerrancy of the Bible. Once Bentley won the primary, he'd effectively won the governorship. Bentley got through med school in spite of such an impoverished childhood that he reportedly didn't have a toothbrush until he was 8 years old, which is actually pretty impressive. But then, when in office, he announced Alabama would refuse to accept Syrian refugees, refused to accept Medicaid expansion for Alabamians (because no one needs a toothbrush until they're 8, I guess), and tried to close certain DMV offices, which would have had the effect of disenfranchising African American voters.
It was really quid pro quo. If she allowed his quid into her pro quo, she got to be governor.
Amazing that a Baptist church refused to forgive ex-Gov Baptist T. Horndog and That Jezebel.
Original Sin is like Coke Classic. Am I right?
5 bucks says the Reverend wrote that at the strip club.
A good ol' boy southern politician who acted all Christian-y turned out to be a hypocrite.
Must be a day ending in Y.
I just bet that the Buybull-thumpers say "At leas' that thur guvner ain't no homo!"
I saw a series of pictures of Robert Bentley next to pictures of Mr. Burns. They DO look pretty similar.
WWRJD.
What Would Republican Jesus Do?
He'd take that lousy sinner out back and kick his ass, because sex sins are ten times worse than any other kind of sin.
Except abortion. That goes without saying.
Or awww dad, I was trying to make a point here!
I once had a friend say, "This is me officially making a pass at you."
I was so appreciative.
Oh yeah, let's start drilling in Yellowstone. That'll solve a whole lot of problems real fast.