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It may be cooler but I'll bet you would decide to cover up the first time you got a good sunburn on your dangly bits.

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Parts of California are like that, also too

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I think I'll just go over there in the corner, thank you. I ain't sitting on that!

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I dunno. I've almost become resigned to the total lack of backbone exhibited by our elected Democratic Party representatives.

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my car is # 196 of 254 made, yeah she is bitchin https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Yes you know who rides shotgun https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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She has euro hid lights now and a sloped grille now, most sharp

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You mean, like, Pleasanton & Walnut Creek?

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I'm not sure when it happened or who did it, but at some point the Pod People took over the AP, and even minor regional stories have little right-wing dog-whistle adjective choices sprinkled throughout.

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who knew there was all that muscle under those $3000 suits?

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omg you're right! doesn't look like he should be sending any dick pics either.

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You get Iraq to pay for it, like Mexico will for the wall. Simple(ton).

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CNN isn't a news network, it's a book of Mad Libs.

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in Republican America, there are no sides, there is only me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

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V8, Vodka, and Tapatio used to be my drink!

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The short version is when wingnuts started buying up newspapers. It got particularly bad in the oughts, though, when the wingnut activist billionaire CEO picked a GOP hitman named Fournier to run politics.

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