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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

lolzI didn't do it and I'll never do it againCan they fine him MORE lawyer fees for having to field this?

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Starting to wonder about those ethics he taught

belfryo's avatar

I mean, was he always this way, or did something break.?

belfryo's avatar

It’s a lot like a well-intentioned open heart surgeon who is being sued for malpractice.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

My guess: He was always this way but the Ivy credentials and a gift for bullshitting got him through.

Until now.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It's a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Trump Organization which is in turn a wholly-owned subsidiary of something, something that leads back to Putin.

beatbort's avatar

It's really too much fun to watch this asshole grovel.Hey, Dersh, we're tacking on another $100,000 to the settlement for being a constitutional asshole...

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

As An Old, I am too senile and cranky and obnoxious and pervy and dishonest to be held responsible for my own actions which I took for money of counsel for Big Money defense?

That will get him back on the swanky invited list.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Objection!

Underpants not proven.

popebuck1's avatar

Since at least 2005.

Stoner Skunk of Collinwood's avatar

Dersh may have “practiced law for many years without any sanction or ethics violation” in which case it is obviously high time he did.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

These pesky fascists have been walking around free for too long already.

Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

"OK, you caught me, I apologize -- we can change my punishment to just an apology, right? I'm such an elite that you can't possibly apply those sanctions to me, just because I attached my name to fraud. Sanctions are for little people."

Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

Does he not hear himself? I'm not even a lawyer but I'm rolling my eyes like that judge did.

Dersh still thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and can talk anyone into believing his ridiculous viewpoint.

Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

He thinks he's in a special class. "Lookit, I'm a Librul Democrat, whaddabout Martha's Vineyard, and I don't even agree with these fake electors and psychopath pillow salesmen whom I'm helping! Since I clearly don't believe what I'm flogging, you can't sanction me for it!"

He honestly seems to think that since he's not a "real" Trump supporter, the judge should just let him off... 🙄