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Cheese's avatar

Man this Alan Dershowitz is committed to the bit

Patricia Quill's avatar

such an arrogant asshole

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

If he wants them so badly, he should get OJ to take a stab at getting some. Too soon?

Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

I have this picture of Dershowitz behind a 7/11 offering a homeless guy $5 to buy him pierogis.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I've visited Martha's Vineyard. I've even driven through the woods at Martha's Vineyard (one of the few times in my life I have ever driven a car). I have a couple of friends who live there year round and have a business there. Alan Dershowitz figures into none of this. He can fuck off and DIAF; no one would care. He can eat those awful Mrs. T's from the supermarket freezer; he deserves no better.

Tom65's avatar

Don’t you know who I am? I wrote a book about myself which I will give to you in exchange for a pierogi.

I think this might be his last summer on MV. And don’t even think about Nantucket - those people will burn your book and put you on the slow boat to Hyannis.

Tom's avatar

Is asshole a protected characteristic?

ps The really good ones are stuffed noodles, NOT dumplings!

Mark Caicedo's avatar

I love feelgood stories.

laura oshea's avatar

He is NOT history’s great lawyer!!! Don’t try to sell me that shit. He can sue all he wants.. they still don’t have to serve him.

Michael Bowen's avatar

I'm not really a violent man, but I don't care how old he is, if he calls me a bigot, it's elbows up time.

MTE_NYC's avatar

And, he hung out with Jeffrey Epstein - the cherry on the forbidden dumpling!

Tony Seybert's avatar

So the MAGA definition of anti-Semite is “anybody who notices that conservatives are full of shit on every issue.”

It’s now a synonym with every other noun that MAGA Cult nitwits use when honest decent sane people notice that conservatives are full of shit on every single issue.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

My conservative nephew still calls everyone communists when he's backed into a corner.

He's so behind the times.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Funny, it has the same definition as Marxist or pedophile.

I'm sure that's just coincidence tho.

Randal Cooper's avatar

This is, what, his third attempt? After he called them anti-semetic?

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

If only Hitler had thought of calling anyone who opposed him a antisemite.

It was errors like this that prevented the Third Reich from being as glorious as MAGA.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Is it telling that Dersh apparently doesn't even have a friend who will buy him pierogi on the DL?

Craig Nixon's avatar

Radio edit: "Dersh apparently doesn't even have a friend".

Wookiee Monster's avatar

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George worked at a company where everyone hated him and they kept trying to get him to quit.