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Cheese's avatar

Man this Alan Dershowitz is committed to the bit

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Patricia Quill's avatar

such an arrogant asshole

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

If he wants them so badly, he should get OJ to take a stab at getting some. Too soon?

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

I have this picture of Dershowitz behind a 7/11 offering a homeless guy $5 to buy him pierogis.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I've visited Martha's Vineyard. I've even driven through the woods at Martha's Vineyard (one of the few times in my life I have ever driven a car). I have a couple of friends who live there year round and have a business there. Alan Dershowitz figures into none of this. He can fuck off and DIAF; no one would care. He can eat those awful Mrs. T's from the supermarket freezer; he deserves no better.

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Tom65's avatar

Don’t you know who I am? I wrote a book about myself which I will give to you in exchange for a pierogi.

I think this might be his last summer on MV. And don’t even think about Nantucket - those people will burn your book and put you on the slow boat to Hyannis.

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Tom's avatar
Aug 9Edited

Is asshole a protected characteristic?

ps The really good ones are stuffed noodles, NOT dumplings!

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Mark Caicedo's avatar

I love feelgood stories.

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laura oshea's avatar

He is NOT history’s great lawyer!!! Don’t try to sell me that shit. He can sue all he wants.. they still don’t have to serve him.

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Michael Bowen's avatar

I'm not really a violent man, but I don't care how old he is, if he calls me a bigot, it's elbows up time.

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MTE_NYC's avatar

And, he hung out with Jeffrey Epstein - the cherry on the forbidden dumpling!

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Tony Seybert's avatar

So the MAGA definition of anti-Semite is “anybody who notices that conservatives are full of shit on every issue.”

It’s now a synonym with every other noun that MAGA Cult nitwits use when honest decent sane people notice that conservatives are full of shit on every single issue.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

My conservative nephew still calls everyone communists when he's backed into a corner.

He's so behind the times.

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Funny, it has the same definition as Marxist or pedophile.

I'm sure that's just coincidence tho.

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Randal Cooper's avatar

This is, what, his third attempt? After he called them anti-semetic?

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

If only Hitler had thought of calling anyone who opposed him a antisemite.

It was errors like this that prevented the Third Reich from being as glorious as MAGA.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Is it telling that Dersh apparently doesn't even have a friend who will buy him pierogi on the DL?

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Radio edit: "Dersh apparently doesn't even have a friend".

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George worked at a company where everyone hated him and they kept trying to get him to quit.

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