Ta, Evan. I've visited Martha's Vineyard. I've even driven through the woods at Martha's Vineyard (one of the few times in my life I have ever driven a car). I have a couple of friends who live there year round and have a business there. Alan Dershowitz figures into none of this. He can fuck off and DIAF; no one would care. He can eat those awful Mrs. T's from the supermarket freezer; he deserves no better.
Don’t you know who I am? I wrote a book about myself which I will give to you in exchange for a pierogi.
I think this might be his last summer on MV. And don’t even think about Nantucket - those people will burn your book and put you on the slow boat to Hyannis.
So the MAGA definition of anti-Semite is “anybody who notices that conservatives are full of shit on every issue.”
It’s now a synonym with every other noun that MAGA Cult nitwits use when honest decent sane people notice that conservatives are full of shit on every single issue.
Man this Alan Dershowitz is committed to the bit
such an arrogant asshole
If he wants them so badly, he should get OJ to take a stab at getting some. Too soon?
I have this picture of Dershowitz behind a 7/11 offering a homeless guy $5 to buy him pierogis.
Ta, Evan. I've visited Martha's Vineyard. I've even driven through the woods at Martha's Vineyard (one of the few times in my life I have ever driven a car). I have a couple of friends who live there year round and have a business there. Alan Dershowitz figures into none of this. He can fuck off and DIAF; no one would care. He can eat those awful Mrs. T's from the supermarket freezer; he deserves no better.
Don’t you know who I am? I wrote a book about myself which I will give to you in exchange for a pierogi.
I think this might be his last summer on MV. And don’t even think about Nantucket - those people will burn your book and put you on the slow boat to Hyannis.
Is asshole a protected characteristic?
ps The really good ones are stuffed noodles, NOT dumplings!
https://substack.com/profile/157161662-littorally-speaking/note/c-143577234?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2lkipq
I love feelgood stories.
He is NOT history’s great lawyer!!! Don’t try to sell me that shit. He can sue all he wants.. they still don’t have to serve him.
I'm not really a violent man, but I don't care how old he is, if he calls me a bigot, it's elbows up time.
And, he hung out with Jeffrey Epstein - the cherry on the forbidden dumpling!
So the MAGA definition of anti-Semite is “anybody who notices that conservatives are full of shit on every issue.”
It’s now a synonym with every other noun that MAGA Cult nitwits use when honest decent sane people notice that conservatives are full of shit on every single issue.
My conservative nephew still calls everyone communists when he's backed into a corner.
He's so behind the times.
Funny, it has the same definition as Marxist or pedophile.
I'm sure that's just coincidence tho.
This is, what, his third attempt? After he called them anti-semetic?
If only Hitler had thought of calling anyone who opposed him a antisemite.
It was errors like this that prevented the Third Reich from being as glorious as MAGA.
Is it telling that Dersh apparently doesn't even have a friend who will buy him pierogi on the DL?
Radio edit: "Dersh apparently doesn't even have a friend".
This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George worked at a company where everyone hated him and they kept trying to get him to quit.