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Malfeasance, misfeasance and moral turpitude is usually the standard.

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"he claimed that he "never got a massage from anybody" at Jeffrey Epstein's house, but later revised his story to include a massage "from a 50-year-old Russian woman named Olga. "

Yeah, because that's TOTALLY the type of masseuse Epstein would have at his house, sure. Epstein and Maxwell should be grilled about this "Olga", if she exists, which I'm sure she doesn't.

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And the Dershbag just keeps digging that hole, deeper and deeper. Soon there may be room enough for the entire Epstein ring.

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Holy monkey butts! I knew Dersh was an asshole. But I didn’t know he was some kind of comic book villain, hyper misogynist, rape obsessed 1968 time traveller. 😥😳🤬 I get it though, he’s one of these ideologues of 'rape is never actually really rape'. So how does a shithead like that rate employment at Harvard Law? He can fuck off to Pepperdine.

Dershowitz defended OJ Simpson. And at some event I think at Yale he was on a panel or giving a talk and he said you know just cuz a man beats his wife doesn’t mean he murders her. There was a study of 1000 wife beaters and only three of their wives were murdered. And a woman professor who's name I’ve forgotten piped up to point out that yes but the other women in this study haven’t been murdered at all! Battered wives aren’t MURDERED BY SOMEBODY ELSE, there unmurdered. Alive. Or murdered by their abusive husbands. Dershowitz was trying to trick everyone.

Anyway if he goes to jail for rape, statutory or otherwise, that would just be very nice.

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Serious question, are there actual, legitimate limits to tenure? Like, I may be considering going into academia. What kind of assholes will I have the dubious pleasure of working with?

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My father was a university professor, psychopath and drug addict. That is exactly how he behaved all the time. Mistresses to cheat on the mistresses. Drawn from the students.

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Exactly. Wanna add in Les Moonves's fall, as another possible crack in the rape culture.

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That almost made me puke.

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😂🤣 That is great! The “baby every three months“ really gets to the prurient heart of hard-core racism.

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I'd just like to say that i'm really, really glad I ended up doing law school in Canada.

And I'm also really, really glad I had a woman professor for Crim.

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Yeah, that New Yorker piece? Dude's a fucking asshole. Just like my father.

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This is what happens when you turn into an incoherent "free thinker" - you have no moral compass, no idea of the courtesy that's necessary to keep us from going all Lord of the Flies on each other, and no idea that personal responsibility must be part of freedom (and that most people fail miserably at that part).

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I dream about work all the time. Can I haz billable hours?

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If there was a 50 year old Olga hanging around Epstein she would have been an ex KGB agent turned bodyguard, or a Russian mafia procurer of young girls.

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Baaaaaaarrrrrrrffffffff the more I read about Dershowitz the sicker he sounds.

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