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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You can send Grant all the dollars, just send Gleem all the pixx

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hold the Boil-ed Smoothie

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Don't exploding gazongas ipso facto invalidate the marriage? Asking for a friend.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And you are the first to ever have searched on the phrase. Maybe Google has a trophy to award?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Clearly, something's leaked out of this marriage....

FIFY

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Bigamy is the generic, bigyny and biandry are the specific forms.

Likewise (and more fun): polygamy, polygyny, and polyandry.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Don't knock mosquito bites! Think of them as "concentrated".

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"And when I got on the school bus..."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Brady inspected all lthe boobs in advance, and he didn't notice anything wrong.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"But, Alan -- you said you wanted a bigger me!"

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

"The Oozing Gazongas" would be a good name for a rock band.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Saving the boobies trumps all else!

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

FYI, Dok, according to the Google, you are the first person in Internet history to have typed the phrase "Oozing Gazongas".

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SpideySenser's avatar

Now I am SURE you are D.B.

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Lot_49's avatar

NSIW worse than NSFW.

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