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You can send Grant all the dollars, just send Gleem all the pixx

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Hold the Boil-ed Smoothie

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Don't exploding gazongas ipso facto invalidate the marriage? Asking for a friend.

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And you are the first to ever have searched on the phrase. Maybe Google has a trophy to award?

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Clearly, something's leaked out of this marriage....

FIFY

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Bigamy is the generic, bigyny and biandry are the specific forms.

Likewise (and more fun): polygamy, polygyny, and polyandry.

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Don't knock mosquito bites! Think of them as "concentrated".

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"And when I got on the school bus..."

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Brady inspected all lthe boobs in advance, and he didn't notice anything wrong.

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"But, Alan -- you said you wanted a bigger me!"

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"The Oozing Gazongas" would be a good name for a rock band.

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Saving the boobies trumps all else!

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FYI, Dok, according to the Google, you are the first person in Internet history to have typed the phrase "Oozing Gazongas".

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Now I am SURE you are D.B.

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NSIW worse than NSFW.

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