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Sounds like the kind of thing you forgive, even laugh about, before 24 years of marriage and some really ugly accusations and a big ol' pot of money come between you and the humor of it all.

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Schmucko, also too.

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One of many reasons I never slept w/ one.

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Everyone keep calm and STAND YOUR GROUND!

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My mother had a hard time remembering our three names when she needed to yell at one of us, and all of our names differed significantly from each other. Imagine the confusion when Lolita (Jeebus!) is trying to mentally sort out her Stars from her Stones, Sages, Skyes, and whatever the hell the other one was, in time to yell at them!

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Too bad they're not crossing the pond.

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Trash Marries Trash

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What no Stig?

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Some say he's the main cause of global warming and the offspring of an bigamist nymph and the 11th wealthiest dimwit in Congress. All we know, is he's called the Stig.

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<i>Yes, but that's bigamy! Yes, and it's big-of-me too. It's big of all of us. Let's be big for a change</i>

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*casts eyes downward while slinking backwards out of the room*

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Palin spawn name libel!!!!!

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OMG!! I saw Neil Innes in a concert back in 2007 or something- he was so wonderful.

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At the Yellow Rose in Austin, they have two stripper sisters I call Bambi and Thumper. They are very nice young ladies who told me they are working on there Master's degrees in Physics.

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