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Alan Keyes, Not Crazy: Obama Colluding With Iran To Bomb U.S. Like Hitler, Probably (Not)
Someone is still bitter about that time Barack Obama kicked his ass, and we're not even talking about John McCain this time! Nah, we're mocking wingnut wackadoodle dingbat Alan Keyes, the guy who carpetbagged on over to Illinois three months before the 2004 election, after Republican Senate nominee Jack Ryan had to drop out because sex scandal and also because Illinois. Despite Keyes's claim that even Jesus Christ his own self would not vote for devil incarnate Obama, pretty much all of Illinois (73 percent) did, and that is how Obama began his journey to illegally usurping the White House, by winning elections.
So what is Keyes drunk-blogging about, "exclusively" at World Net Daily, now?
What if Obama isn’t looking to his “legacy”? What if the threat of nuclear devastation he helps to arm with this agreement (an America-hating Iran with nuclear bombs) is to be brandished, along with a related threat from ongoing terrorist uprisings on U.S. soil, to create the exigent circumstances needed to justify imposing martial law throughout the United States and a plausible excuse for demanding that Obama remain in office until the emergency passes?
Oh Adonai and Allah, what if Alan Keyes is right? What if President Obama is double-secret probation planning to let Iran nuclear World War III us to death so he can fly around on Air Force One for another four years, and his whitey-hatin' wife can make everyone eat their vegetables and drink water? WHAT IF?!?!?!?! Is it really so crazy to imagine that such a thing is possible? (Yes.) But is itreally? (Still yes, but go on.)
Why is it at all inconceivable that people willing to collude with and arm our boldest enemies may be doing so for the sake of their own power? Why should we be unwilling to ponder the possibility that the Obama faction has agreed to help Iran achieve hegemony in the Middle East in order to help themselves to dictatorial control over the United States? What certainty do we have that, in some secret, back-channel codicil, this agreement is not already in place?
By golly, Alan Keyes IS right. We cannot know for absolutely positively cross-your-heart-and-hope-to-die-stick-a-needle-in-your-eye-if-you-lie certain that President O'Hitler has not already put his evil scheme in place, with a back-channel codicil (which is worse than a little-known one), and it's already too late, they're coming right for us, so why are we even worrying, we should just lay back and enjoy it and think about the weather. It's pretty much a foregone conclusion at this point:
The fact that Obama has come to terms with such masterminds of evil ought to produce the sort of revulsion that demands an emetic remedy, lest we die. So does the likelihood that Obama, Hilary Clinton and their friends in the Muslim Brotherhood had a hand in arming the malevolent Islamic State forces Obama’s de facto alliance with Iran now purports to fight.
[ Pro tip to Mr. Keyes: It's "Hillary," not "Hilary." Feel free to tattoo that one on your dick; it'll come in handy when you do all your "exclusive" handwringing about her tyrannical dictatorship after she's elected president in 2016. ]
Look, you might think Keyes's concerns are "crazy," but that's just because you are soooo naive, and you want to believe that a president making secret deals with Iran -- we mean, one who isn't Ronald Reagan -- could never happen. But WHAT IF?!?!
You may believe a coup d’état “could never happen here.” But the danger we face is not some beer hall putsch. It’s is more like the consolidation of tyrannical power Hitler’s faction completed after he was appointed chancellor of Germany. But if such a denouement is already in view for the United States, isn’t it urgently necessary to begin doing what must be done to prevent its completion? As food for urgent thought, I will propose such a strategy in the next article to be published on my blog. Are you willing to think about it yet?
Yes, Mr. Keyes, we are willing to think about it. Hmm, thinking ... thinking ... Is President Obama consolidating power JUST LIKE HITLER DID to make himself president forever? Thinking ... thinking ...
OK, we are done thinking about it, and our answer is "probably nope." But please do keep us updated, in case we are wrong. IF IT'S NOT TOO LATE.