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AlanInSF's avatar

I knew the real reason for Obama's obsession with "infrastructure spending" would come out eventually.

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AlanInSF's avatar

They had a few club hits in the '80s, I think.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

...produce the sort of revulsion that demands an emetic remedy,..

What? Bleach enemas again?!?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Just an anagram for "beer hall schtup".

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Or, if he could write a little worse, the next Ayn Rand!

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

You should start on of those kickstarter programs. It works well according to some nice pizza parlor owners and some downtrodden sheriff somewhere.

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Zyxomma's avatar

"We're going to need a bigger boat." ~Reince Priebus (from whose name you can remove the vowels, leaving RNC-PR-BS).

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Relativicus's avatar

We must face this urgency urgently together!!! Read tomorrow's update to learn how!

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Yooge-ly plausible. He'll get his people on it.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Good Spaghetti, WHY do insane Republican conspiracy theories all sound like they came from the mind of a rage-addled, bored 13 year old? Oh and Alan, it doesn't matter how many big, sophisticated words you use if your substance is one of a crazy idiot. Just food for thought....

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Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Who all have Ebola.

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Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Absolutely. If the Congress were to change to the law and let him run again he would say "hell no".

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

LEST WE DIE, PEOPLE!!!1

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

"Ambassador" Keyes here is pretty much convinced that Ernst Blofeld is tailing him.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

As related to his wife, Morgan Fairchild.

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