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AlanInSF's avatar

I knew the real reason for Obama's obsession with "infrastructure spending" would come out eventually.

AlanInSF's avatar

They had a few club hits in the '80s, I think.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

...produce the sort of revulsion that demands an emetic remedy,..

What? Bleach enemas again?!?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Just an anagram for "beer hall schtup".

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Or, if he could write a little worse, the next Ayn Rand!

kbbaldwin2's avatar

You should start on of those kickstarter programs. It works well according to some nice pizza parlor owners and some downtrodden sheriff somewhere.

Zyxomma's avatar

"We're going to need a bigger boat." ~Reince Priebus (from whose name you can remove the vowels, leaving RNC-PR-BS).

Relativicus's avatar

We must face this urgency urgently together!!! Read tomorrow's update to learn how!

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Yooge-ly plausible. He'll get his people on it.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Good Spaghetti, WHY do insane Republican conspiracy theories all sound like they came from the mind of a rage-addled, bored 13 year old? Oh and Alan, it doesn't matter how many big, sophisticated words you use if your substance is one of a crazy idiot. Just food for thought....

Rotisserie Teal's avatar

Absolutely. If the Congress were to change to the law and let him run again he would say "hell no".

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

"Ambassador" Keyes here is pretty much convinced that Ernst Blofeld is tailing him.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

As related to his wife, Morgan Fairchild.