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PubOption's avatar

Supposedly stated as a passage from Cicero. <a href="http://www.lipsum.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.lipsum.com/">http://www.lipsum.com/</a>

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Wasn't it an ice axe? I always thought that was a strange thing to own in Mexico City.

Does Alan Keyes still owe money from his vanity Presidential campaign? Typical "conservative..."

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WA Bishop's avatar

(with votes.)

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I often curse my liberal, empathetic, humanitarian outlook on life.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And if you say his name backwards 3 times in a dark room in front of mirror while chewing Wintergreen Life Savors you get cavities. Seyes nala! Seyes nala! .....

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

there's not enough Fresh Step in the world to cover that up.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Good grief - I read that on the internet! It's almost like deja vu...

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bobbert's avatar

Yup. One out of every four Americans is so crazy, they would vote for Alan Keyes for elective office (and have done). This is good news for Louie Gohmert.

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lljktechnogeek's avatar

Keyes is the hyper-religious crazy person who thinks he's eloquent, West is the war criminal Teabagger crazy person, and Cain is the "sexual assault with Pokemon" crazy person.

Basically, if it's florid and used ten times as many words as are needed, it's Keyes. If it's the most insane analogy you've come across in the past week, it's Cain. Otherwise, it's probably Allen West.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

So, are we looking at left- and right-deviationists? Any Kronstadters? An Anti-Soviet Trotskyist Center? Will there be a trial? Who gets to be Vyshinsky? So many, many questions.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Are we reaching peak wingnut or is there no such thing?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

The Dream Police, they live inside of my head.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Oh geeze; so WND is full of <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/318956\/paultard-i-am-not-a-zombie-or-a-retard" target="_blank">Paultards</a>?

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bobbert's avatar

1990 was the most widely known one, sure.

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bobbert's avatar

I'm sure Oolong retired to a lovely country home filled with dancing carrots.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well played!

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