It is always hard when your amazing social movement reaches the schism stage, isn't it? First you're best buds, pallin' around together creating revolution, and next thing you know you've got an icepick buried in your skull. Relive the golden era of Soviet infighting and murder with your new Stalin and Trotsky, Alan Keyes and Glenn Beck. (We're not sure which is which here, as we're really reaching for this metaphor? analogy? simile? But we are sure our all-knowing commenters will have Thoughts on this.)
And if you say his name backwards 3 times in a dark room in front of mirror while chewing Wintergreen Life Savors you get cavities. Seyes nala! Seyes nala! .....
Yup. One out of every four Americans is so crazy, they would vote for Alan Keyes for elective office (and have done). This is good news for Louie Gohmert.
Keyes is the hyper-religious crazy person who thinks he's eloquent, West is the war criminal Teabagger crazy person, and Cain is the "sexual assault with Pokemon" crazy person.
Basically, if it's florid and used ten times as many words as are needed, it's Keyes. If it's the most insane analogy you've come across in the past week, it's Cain. Otherwise, it's probably Allen West.
So, are we looking at left- and right-deviationists? Any Kronstadters? An Anti-Soviet Trotskyist Center? Will there be a trial? Who gets to be Vyshinsky? So many, many questions.
Supposedly stated as a passage from Cicero. <a href="http://www.lipsum.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.lipsum.com/">http://www.lipsum.com/</a>
Wasn&#039;t it an ice axe? I always thought that was a strange thing to own in Mexico City.
Does Alan Keyes still owe money from his vanity Presidential campaign? Typical &quot;conservative...&quot;
(with votes.)
I often curse my liberal, empathetic, humanitarian outlook on life.
And if you say his name backwards 3 times in a dark room in front of mirror while chewing Wintergreen Life Savors you get cavities. Seyes nala! Seyes nala! .....
there&#039;s not enough Fresh Step in the world to cover that up.
Good grief - I read that on the internet! It&#039;s almost like deja vu...
Yup. One out of every four Americans is so crazy, they would vote for Alan Keyes for elective office (and have done). This is good news for Louie Gohmert.
Keyes is the hyper-religious crazy person who thinks he&#039;s eloquent, West is the war criminal Teabagger crazy person, and Cain is the &quot;sexual assault with Pokemon&quot; crazy person.
Basically, if it&#039;s florid and used ten times as many words as are needed, it&#039;s Keyes. If it&#039;s the most insane analogy you&#039;ve come across in the past week, it&#039;s Cain. Otherwise, it&#039;s probably Allen West.
So, are we looking at left- and right-deviationists? Any Kronstadters? An Anti-Soviet Trotskyist Center? Will there be a trial? Who gets to be Vyshinsky? So many, many questions.
Are we reaching peak wingnut or is there no such thing?
The Dream Police, they live inside of my head.
Oh geeze; so WND is full of <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/318956\/paultard-i-am-not-a-zombie-or-a-retard" target="_blank">Paultards</a>?
1990 was the most widely known one, sure.
I&#039;m sure Oolong retired to a lovely country home filled with dancing carrots.
Well played!