Alaska Figures Out Why Every Election Outcome Was Horribly Confusing
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Remember how convicted criminal-senator Ted Stevens of Alaska finagled his way into an election night lead despite every poll showing him down by 4,750%, due to those seven (7) crimes? Well the Alaska elections board has found a few hidden ballots that might change the score. But not many ballots, just THIRTY PERCENT OF THEM. You know, thirty percent, as in "one-third." Countin' starts tomorrow at high noon or some other time of the day. [
Alaska Figures Out Why Every Election Outcome Was Horribly Confusing
Alaska Figures Out Why Every Election Outcome…
Alaska Figures Out Why Every Election Outcome Was Horribly Confusing
Remember how convicted criminal-senator Ted Stevens of Alaska finagled his way into an election night lead despite every poll showing him down by 4,750%, due to those seven (7) crimes? Well the Alaska elections board has found a few hidden ballots that might change the score. But not many ballots, just THIRTY PERCENT OF THEM. You know, thirty percent, as in "one-third." Countin' starts tomorrow at high noon or some other time of the day. [