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cessnadriver's avatar

Oily Taints could get a judgeship in AK. Who the fuck would want to practice in AK much less the shithole of Nome?

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

So the Boss is finally getting some activity for his money?

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

you go to hell, because Dooley will take you there himself: So does this mean all us hellbound have to wait around uttil Da Judge finally croaks and goes to hell his self?

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Yea for the oldz...

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

In my case apparently the lady also had to have cataracts.

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Annie Towne's avatar

I'm not usually humorless, especially on this site, but please, please, please stop equating obnoxious, sexist, idiotic, grossly inappropriate, enraging, disgusting, completely cavemanish SPEECH with rape. Speech is not an act. Speech is not rape, EVER, even when it is foul, unnerving, or even scary. I've been on the receiving end of both and, believe me, speech is not rape; it is not even close, or necessarily even related. Thank you.

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JAWs's avatar

But wasn't that equally true for "Santorum"?

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Now I'm left with an even more disturbing image of skull Duggary.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Actually, Nome is the place where residents are anally probed by Cletus and then blame aliens. It's a shame because when first contact actually occurs we'll all be wondering if the being before us is a bizarre, obsessed ass-freak and snickering behind it's back.

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spacecat in space's avatar

Except the fecal matter comes out of their mouths.

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calliecallie's avatar

"I'm planning to populate Hell."Indeed.

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PsycWench's avatar

Don't forget F. Scott Fitzgerald, a man who drank so much that Ernest Hemingway worried about him.

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YayConspiracy's avatar

Your in Nome, judge. You *are* populating hell.

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PsycWench's avatar

Only if the pretty girl is also heavily drinking, I understand.

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mailman27's avatar

"Medieval Christianity?" Wow, I wasn't expecting that.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Difficulty telling them apart is quite understandable.

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