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Oily Taints could get a judgeship in AK. Who the fuck would want to practice in AK much less the shithole of Nome?

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So the Boss is finally getting some activity for his money?

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you go to hell, because Dooley will take you there himself: So does this mean all us hellbound have to wait around uttil Da Judge finally croaks and goes to hell his self?

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Yea for the oldz...

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In my case apparently the lady also had to have cataracts.

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I'm not usually humorless, especially on this site, but please, please, please stop equating obnoxious, sexist, idiotic, grossly inappropriate, enraging, disgusting, completely cavemanish SPEECH with rape. Speech is not an act. Speech is not rape, EVER, even when it is foul, unnerving, or even scary. I've been on the receiving end of both and, believe me, speech is not rape; it is not even close, or necessarily even related. Thank you.

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But wasn't that equally true for "Santorum"?

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Now I'm left with an even more disturbing image of skull Duggary.

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Actually, Nome is the place where residents are anally probed by Cletus and then blame aliens. It's a shame because when first contact actually occurs we'll all be wondering if the being before us is a bizarre, obsessed ass-freak and snickering behind it's back.

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Except the fecal matter comes out of their mouths.

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"I'm planning to populate Hell."Indeed.

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Don't forget F. Scott Fitzgerald, a man who drank so much that Ernest Hemingway worried about him.

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Your in Nome, judge. You *are* populating hell.

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Only if the pretty girl is also heavily drinking, I understand.

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"Medieval Christianity?" Wow, I wasn't expecting that.

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Difficulty telling them apart is quite understandable.

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