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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's his hobby, as well.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"The Absurdity of Government Trying to be your Parent Who Is A Total Jerk, STAY OUT OF MY STUFF"

MOOOOOOMM!! YOU AREN'T RESPECTING MY LIBERTY!!

The Quirk's avatar

My "Invisible Hand" is giving him a prostate exam. W/ spiked gloves.

The Quirk's avatar

No reason you can't splurge on a gift subscription.

chascates's avatar

There is no shortage of gun magazines however.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

The man is just looking for his goddamn Soap Opera Digest to see what old Victor is up to on Y&R

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Oh Lance? How about a gift subscription to Mother Jones? No, you don't need to thank me. It's what you deserve after all.

PubOption's avatar

Regulating <i> Guns and Ammo</i> would fall foul of the second amendment.

PubOption's avatar

Seems to be a trend in Alaska. I seem to remember the mayor of a small town trying to regulate what was on the library shelves.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

The single voter in the borough prior to the election accidentally, brutally cut his head off while shaving following a dispute over the cost of his vote for Lance.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hard to believe that he hasn't been snatched up by some Alaskan beauty.