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It's his hobby, as well.

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"The Absurdity of Government Trying to be your Parent Who Is A Total Jerk, STAY OUT OF MY STUFF"

MOOOOOOMM!! YOU AREN'T RESPECTING MY LIBERTY!!

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My "Invisible Hand" is giving him a prostate exam. W/ spiked gloves.

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No reason you can't splurge on a gift subscription.

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Norman, is that you?

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There is no shortage of gun magazines however.

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The man is just looking for his goddamn Soap Opera Digest to see what old Victor is up to on Y&R

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Oh Lance? How about a gift subscription to Mother Jones? No, you don't need to thank me. It's what you deserve after all.

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Regulating <i> Guns and Ammo</i> would fall foul of the second amendment.

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Seems to be a trend in Alaska. I seem to remember the mayor of a small town trying to regulate what was on the library shelves.

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The single voter in the borough prior to the election accidentally, brutally cut his head off while shaving following a dispute over the cost of his vote for Lance.

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Hard to believe that he hasn't been snatched up by some Alaskan beauty.

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