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The illustration makes me feel as if I were there. I can smell the sweat and cheap beer - and that's just Sarah.

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Apparently, Alaskans know the answer to the question, DO YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE?

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I read "Crash" as "Cash" and it occurs to me - either one works.

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Oh, she's the abstinent one, then?

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HA HA Poor dumb Alaskans will now feel the wrath of Seester Sarah of the conventry of Cunts as soon as she what gets her people at the KGB to search into those what voted agin her and her brood of misfits.Slashed tires lol they should be so lucky these folks are in for a Bristol beatdown of epic proportion

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They’re like a reality show only worse.

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isn't she that woman that had the third boob grafted on?

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Trigger Piston Smack sounds like an Alaska based kids cereal...Like Sugar Frosted Flakes for morons.

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If she feels like leavin' You know she can go

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F. Crank

Works in all meanings of the word.

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You're thinking of the tit.

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Sorry, Alaska, ain't gonna dump that shit on us. You broke it, you bought it.

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