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I already have a preemptive stomach ache.

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I had higher expectations of my children when they WERE eight years old!

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McConnell and Chao don't love each other. Theirs is a purely transactional marriage, in part to cover up McConnell's dishonorable discharge for sodomy. He never talks about his military service, and his records went "missing."

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Squeeee!

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What's all this, then? Sodomy?? Could you point me in a direction to "The More You Know" about it?? Not kidding, this is all news to me.

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With this guy, irony is dead and buried in an unmarked grave. Disgusting.

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Clever!!

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Kinda like Melania and him?? Her love is a glorious thing. Citizenship was a minor consideration, a mere bag o' shells.

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Actually, it's Melon.

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Getting some meat in the meeting?

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If he doesn't get a majority this election he will probably resign, now that he fixed the law in Kentucky that used to let the Governor pick his successor.

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He doesn't know how to make text italic or bold. It's either CAPS or quotes.

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I'll tear me open, make him goneNo longer will he hurt anyoneAnd the hate still shapes meSo hold me until he sleeps (with the fishes)

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McConnell's "wife"? WTF, is he implying they aren't actually married? Or she's secretly a man? Does he even know what air quotes are for?

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Old Broken Crow, Mitch McConnell, a puppet for China along with his “wife,” Coco Chow,Every time someone brings up Cruz's support for DT after the Heidi insult, remember that Mitch has already committed to supporting him for 2024.

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I love how he (probably) intentionally misspelled Murkowski's name with a "y" to imply she's jewish.

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