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We can always rely on Alaska to make Florida seem not quite so much like Mississippi.

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I've never said this before, but I posted this (actually, Shannyn Moore's excellent evisceration of it) on Wonkville. My headline was meh.

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There you go with using "think" and "Teapublicans" in the same sentence ... that shit just doesn't work!

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How many women go into a bar and hit the ladies room to pee before they've had a drink? Ok, into the <em>first</em> bar of the evening ...

It seems to me that in a bar, the odds are good that she's consumed alcohol <em>before</em> hitting the can, but what do I know

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<blockquote>what, do you think people do it for fun?</blockquote> Oh, that's just perverted!

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Alaska's sitting on a metric shitload of oil, why the <b><em>fuck</em></b> would they build a <em>coal</em> plant????

I mean, I don't favor them building <em>any</em> monster fossil-fuel plant, but Jeebus, how far up his ass is this guy's head?

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How, exactly, is this going to work. If a woman asks for a drink is the bartender going to give her the testing stick, tell her to pee on it, and if it comes back blue she can't get a drink?

I suppose they could be left in the restrooms, where the condom machines used to be, but then women might not notice them until after they have consumed alcohol.

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<i>That’s—I’m not going to tell them what to do, or help them do it, that’s their business. But if we have a pregnancy test, because someone just doesn’t know. </i>

IQ tests in gun stores too?

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Someone call Nurse Ratched - one of her patients went over the wall and is now trying to make policy in Juneau.

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Would this also apply to grocery and liquor stores?

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