Good news, everyone! The American Legislative Exchange Council, everyone's favoritecorporate whore lobbyingnational legislative information-sharing group promoting free-market values, is officially not a nest of climate deniers. And if you say they are, they'll send you a pissy cease-and-desist letter, so there.
It's like the monkey wrench complaining that the machine is inherently unworkable...or the slimy hair clog bitching that the drains don't drain.
"efforts to decrease emissions have proven politically infeasible and unenforceable ... because we have done our damnedest to MAKE them politically infeasible and unenforceable..."
So, according to ALEC the same free market that was built based upon the conspicuous consumption that has created the crisis in the first place will suddenly change course and fix the problem? Right...and the only way to fix problems created by Republican policies is to elect more Republicans...douchebags.
*Sports Announcer*"Green Energy is making a play, running up the field! It gets up to the goalposts -- which seem to be moving all around ... and ... DENIED, by ALEC! So sorry! Maybe next time!"
Unilateral efforts by the United States ...Good grief. They talk about the government as if it were a foreign power occupying their corporatist fiefdom. Government, elected by the people, has every right to set public standards. Instead, we have this corporatist front organization, ALEC, writing laws for the Republicans to rubber-stamp for payola. This sucks.
We the People of the United States, in Orderto form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insuredomestic Tranquility, provide for the commondefence, promote the general Welfare, and securethe Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and ourPosterity, do ordain and establish this Constitutionfor the United States of America.
Please make the "Mad Men" ad that is auto-playing stop! It makes me want to tear my head from my body, put it on a stake and hit it constantly with a two by four. In fact, I'm fearful that at some point I might ask my computer for a divorce and it will get really ugly. It loves that damned show and my pre-nup gives custody of the children to the refrigerator. For humanity's sake - kill the beast.
It's like the monkey wrench complaining that the machine is inherently unworkable...or the slimy hair clog bitching that the drains don't drain.
"efforts to decrease emissions have proven politically infeasible and unenforceable ... because we have done our damnedest to MAKE them politically infeasible and unenforceable..."
HAL libel!!!
(Have pity on HAL - he took what he thought was the only way out of his dilemma.)
This is their latest twist on reality. They take credit for the accomplishments of government regulations.
I know the printers can make the piles but can they also make them steam?
3D printers can build things from raw sewage? What will they think of next?
So, according to ALEC the same free market that was built based upon the conspicuous consumption that has created the crisis in the first place will suddenly change course and fix the problem? Right...and the only way to fix problems created by Republican policies is to elect more Republicans...douchebags.
I hope we get a giant red spot like Jupiter! That would look so cool from Emperor Newt's Moon Colony!
Anyone who resists, gets BICYCLED!!1
It's an Additive Manufacturing process. Many layers of shit and misinformation are sprayed over and over to build up a reeking fucking mess.
JetSki Mobile Waterhomes™!
*Sports Announcer*"Green Energy is making a play, running up the field! It gets up to the goalposts -- which seem to be moving all around ... and ... DENIED, by ALEC! So sorry! Maybe next time!"
Unilateral efforts by the United States ...Good grief. They talk about the government as if it were a foreign power occupying their corporatist fiefdom. Government, elected by the people, has every right to set public standards. Instead, we have this corporatist front organization, ALEC, writing laws for the Republicans to rubber-stamp for payola. This sucks.
"i like to watch cats hacking up airballs"
-alec
i think i found the problem
We the People of the United States, in Orderto form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insuredomestic Tranquility, provide for the commondefence, promote the general Welfare, and securethe Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and ourPosterity, do ordain and establish this Constitutionfor the United States of America.
2001: The Space Robbery
Please make the "Mad Men" ad that is auto-playing stop! It makes me want to tear my head from my body, put it on a stake and hit it constantly with a two by four. In fact, I'm fearful that at some point I might ask my computer for a divorce and it will get really ugly. It loves that damned show and my pre-nup gives custody of the children to the refrigerator. For humanity's sake - kill the beast.