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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

What did Mark Ttwain have to say?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Beware of the parody Larry ""Buud" Meelmman account.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Alex Jones couldn't tell that's a parody account? The pic on the account is clearly Walt Whitman.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Why can't they just stay in their own foreign country and drive trucks? I like trucks. Driving trucks. Vroom, vroom.

They've already got a golf trophy and they want more? Ungrateful. And nasty, nasty women. Bigly nasty. Sad.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He's so close, though. There's now evidence that Russian bots in social media are pushing separatist movements across the globe, including the former Texas and California secession.

Oh wait. It's Alex Jones. He's always wrong, even when he's close to being right.

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Hey, if Americans get to own guns, then it should be single shot rifles and shotguns for hunting and revolvers for defense. You don't need anything else.

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And the Trump administration is making them reimburse the government for their evacuation costs and holding their passports as collateral.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That was... damn, that was spooky. Hang on, you're not ACTUALLY Alex, are you?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Culinary Institute of America. (worked there as a dishwasher.)

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I love the dollar sign in his name it should be thus forevermore. A reminder that he is a con and a huckster.

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See an exorcist immediately, I think you are channeling too well. ; 0

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Well at least they couldn't say he was a quiet one.

MisterShoebox's avatar

I'm going to drop some Bad Words here.

To quote Yahtzee Croshaw, Alex jones...you are a "****, what are you? A ****, yes you are. You live in a **** cottage and you drive a **** car."