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No safewords in his dungeon...

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Good thing we have Alex Jones and Roger Stone to warn us about what the queers are doing to the soil.

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"STONE: .... I mean, it defies the odds of coincidence, that every one of these guys have the same kind of look."

Say, Roger Stone, what are "the odds of coincidence," anyway?

I'm laying 6-1 you don't know WTF you're talkin' about.

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"ALEX JONES (HOST): Because that’s part of being a leather daddy."Is this just wishful thinking on his part, or does he have some kind of experience in the area that he is keeping from his loyal minions? You are not to infer anything from that, I'm just asking.

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Since it is all projection with these assholes, imma gonna say yes to both the wishful thinking AND the prior experience.

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srsly, have they not SEEN this picture?http://i.imgur.com/maHFce0.jpg

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where does Powder fit into this theory?

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Lice and early 20th century reality of large groups of men posing a hygiene problem. Prisons and armies are where involuntary ultra-close haircuts came from. Then headgear then evolved to favor such haircuts and conformity culture meant you weren't going to advance if you didn't buy in. Having male pattern baldness and owning it is something to be proud of. An insecure narcissist might not need to brag so much if he embraced it.

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Michael Cerveris, the #1 bald dude from Fringe, is not only a fine actor but an amazing singer with great range. I saw him on Broadway as Tommy, and at City Center as Sweeney Todd (with Patti LuPone as Mrs. Lovett). I adore him.

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I'm sure CIA guys shave their heads for the same reason cops, thugs, and white supremacists do: they think it makes them look macho. It also makes them look like giant walking dildos which I'm sure factors in there somewhere.In this particular case, it looks like it's just an old guy who's going bald and said, "Fuck it! I'm not going to try to pretend I'm not going bald,."

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Obviously, Powder was a CIA spook.

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Speaking of teh gheys and soil... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Just read that he, Stone, had a tattoo of Nixon's face done large scale on his back. He seems nice ! " Stone is a veteran Republican Consultant, " ( from Wikipedia, self-described.)In my opinion, if you need a consultant in the first place, you were never playing with a full deck. Yates does not need a consultant.Trump definitely does..

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Agh ! Is that the Fox newscasters " past and present " Xmass card ?!

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He's " Mr.Biggles, " the black cat yahoo news story quoted a source as being " An utter, utter, bastard " of a cat. Supposedly, Mister Biggles likes cuddles , but if you do them wrong he " might give you a nip." He likes eyeballing the chickens in the yard with, " murderous intent." And throwing tantrums.

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I can neither keep up with Alex Jones nor will I ever understand why he is anywhere near "celebrity"

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