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I hate performance artists. They always have to explain what they were attempting to do with their performance, because it's always incomprehensible.

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A former employee on the outs with him now says Jones is REALLY shitting bricks about a possible FDA investigation of his "vitamin supplements" racket.

As far as your STRATFOR info, I don't doubt it, and STRATFOR doesn't care who subscribes. I do, however, agree that Jones exaggerates the shit out of plots against him -- that's part of his act to the rubes.

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Well, there was that time he went after Patrick Leahy.

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OMG I completely forgot this existed and how much I loved it as a teenager.

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I knew Tony Clifton was still alive.

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I can only speculate that it involved alot of ❤ 2 ❤ talks from Daddy re conspiracies, etc. Scary. Reptilians, your run of the mill 🌙 stories. People like that often create a whole web of false idealogy for their children & spouses, it keeps them under his control. He seems to be lost in his own erratic orbit.

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Oh 👦, heard it was somewhat souther

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Saw a guy in a skirt and on roller-skates playing the violin up in Marin years ago. People on the street were mesmerized; he played beautifully. It helps if there's some talent and competence on display.

Btw, does anyone know how the woman who gave birth in the window of a NY art gallery . . . how that turned out?

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Here come the planesThey're American planesMade in AmericaChemtrails or non-chemtrails?

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He called his MALE SON "sweetheart" and "so handsome" on video. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present Exhibit 1 as to Mr Jones being an unfit and supremely creepy parent.

Aside from that, there's the whole laughable idea that he's a performance artist and believes none of what he screams. That is such a crock of shit there are dysentery ward chamber pots from the nineteenth century that are embarrassed.

Oh, also, too? The reason he can go around raving like a maniac without I'll effect? DRUGS.

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But it would just be a barking seal

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I've NEVER heard any male parent call their male offspring sweetheart. Never. It boggles my mind.

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Your profile doesn't seem to exist, so I doubt you'll see this, but heavens forbid we make jokes about a group of people in which there are some exceptions. We make fun of Congress, but there are some among even that group who can walk and breathe at the same time.

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Writhing and moaning for half an hour on a stage, you say?

Well, she was either going to poop or "finish," as they say.

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And now my life long dream of writing comedy makes me reconsider not going to law school.

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Who is the cuck now, Alex?

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