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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Magyar Libel!!!!!!

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

At least he was hot

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

As sad as it may sound - jail beats the alternative for many of these folks.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm going to say Alex Jones.

He seems to be a nutter who is lying in service of a bog-standard dumbshit-mark wallet-grift with his talent for turning head-spinning bullshit palatable, at least to paranoid nuts.

While they both appeal to a deformed mutated version of patriotism, The White House has essentially fallen to a coup and is lying in service of accruing and consolidating power, and is relying on the historical position of the White House to hijack respect and credibility.

In contrast, Alex Jones had to build his own nutbag audience from gathering individual nuts, and then hooking them on his trucker speed. He did not rely on the usual grifter's crutch of religion.

This is why I say Alex Jones has more credibility.

And now I'm going to be sick.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"I’ve just got to spend your money to send somebody there. I want to make sure it’s even worth it, by taking your money first."

Fixed it for you. PROBABLY BY A FALSE FLAG LIZARD ALIEN BIGFOOT!!1

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aureolamanita's avatar

One of my grandmother's brothers died fighting the Nazis. One of her cousins died fighting the Americans. Immigrant families, AMIRITE?!?!?

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mailman27's avatar

Sandy Hook "truther"? I still can't even. After all this time.

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JackLinks's avatar

Jones bringing "up the rear!"

https://i1.wp.com/bosstafar...

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Lefty Wright's avatar

Animal abuse!!!

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mailman27's avatar

While his associates in that formerly august chamber quietly dismantle SS and Medicare and Medicaid.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

T gives a lot of guys a sudden drive to break rules and norms, and Milo is certainly doing exactly that by being a gay guy stooging for a bunch of conservabigots.

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mailman27's avatar

Thank you for reminding Wonkette of its mission.

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Iron Monkey's avatar

My father served in combat in North Africa and the ETO and won a Bronze Star with the "combat v". My uncle was a Marine aviator in the South Pacific and served in Guadalcanal and New Guinea.

Both were disgusting racists in every possible sense of the word, my father aggressively so when he was drunk. Listening to all the N-word "jokes" around the dinner table is what pushed me toward anti-racism pretty early in my life. I would think that most men who went into the service during World Ward II came out with the same attitudes toward race.

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Iron Monkey's avatar

They almost always are, just as the actual horrible acts of mass murdering despots (Saddam Hussein, Idi Amin, Slobodan Milosevic) are always worse than imagined.

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WiscoJoe's avatar

That was my reasoning. Plus the guys I've met that use T tend to end up pretty soulless and superficial.

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teele's avatar

I'm with you on this. Never ever forgivable, not even after an eternity of burning in whatever hell his dumbest fan can conjure in its fevered imsgination.

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