Alex Jones, a man who believes the government is putting chemicals in juice boxes to turn kids gay, has announced that he is now personally advising Donald Trump on some very important matters.
From that photo, I surmise that Alex Jones and his crony have no penises.
As to the claims that the gubmint wants to turn us gay. I've seen The Birdcage, Milk and the first two seasons of Glee and Modern Family, and I've heard many of Lady Gaga's songs. I still feel no sexual attraction to members of my own gender. It appears that the gubmint isn't doing enough to gayify me.
If I had any time with the sicko, I'd want to be in drag and I'd tell him that he looks sweet before kissing him. It would probably render him catatonic.
Alex Jones seems infinitely fuck-with-able. It’s good we’re not in the same area, otherwise I suspect I’d end up wearing reptile contact lenses and following him while he runs errands in the hope of making eye contact. For example.
MIB stopped this guy from committing a suicide and turned him into a "think tank" :-)
Typical troll attack... when have nothing of value to say, attack the person's appearance.
I thought it was a lack of gluten?
Aaaah, the scourge of gluten deficiency. I can't wait for the coming onslaught of patients flooding the emergency rooms.
This one? http://www.wanderlustore.co...
Haha! Is you a reptile?
Please Lord, before I die, just give me five minutes alone with this fool.
From that photo, I surmise that Alex Jones and his crony have no penises.
As to the claims that the gubmint wants to turn us gay. I've seen The Birdcage, Milk and the first two seasons of Glee and Modern Family, and I've heard many of Lady Gaga's songs. I still feel no sexual attraction to members of my own gender. It appears that the gubmint isn't doing enough to gayify me.
If I had any time with the sicko, I'd want to be in drag and I'd tell him that he looks sweet before kissing him. It would probably render him catatonic.
Alex Jones seems infinitely fuck-with-able. It’s good we’re not in the same area, otherwise I suspect I’d end up wearing reptile contact lenses and following him while he runs errands in the hope of making eye contact. For example.
My favorite Alex Jones picture:
Yuck.
I mean Good Kitty (just in case your cats are reading this).
ahh.. not just kicks in the nutses...
I think Jones suffers from an excess of precious bodily fluids.
TO GOOD HOME
For reals. Alex Jones should be really glad I don't live nearby enough to leave notes on his car or go to the same grocery store.
The lizard people would be EVERYWHERE.