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Deebs45014's avatar

Well, he’ll finally get to be the true alpha male he always claimed to want to be.

No worries about material possessions, none of the emasculating luxuries of modern life, like fine dining, expensive cars and other bobbles and trinkets that separate man from his true primal nature.

Just him and the great outdoors, without a care in the world, or a home to live in for that matter, cause hopefully the Sandy Hook parents liquidated that too.

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The Arrow Landed's avatar

Go listen to the 4 hour long episode of Knowledge Fight about the recent Saturday show Alex spent getting drunk and sweary and vomiting and crying. It's spectacular. I've been following Knowledge Fight for years now, so satisfying to see Jones finally getting some comeback for his awful shit.

Go and listen and support Dan and Jordan, they're doing Good Work. https://knowledgefight.com/

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M Gazelle's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Kevin Maher's avatar

The guy is mentally ill. Obviously. As for the people who follow and support him, I don’t know what to say.

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RPat's avatar

One can only hope. Lady justice seems to be having migraines lately.

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Dorothea Coelho's avatar

Can't wait to drive by this garbage garage sale on the corner of Fuck You Ave. and Karma Lane!

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Richard Schall's avatar

Isnt “Liquidated“ how we got rid of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Sounds good to me.🧟‍♂️

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i hate ted cruz's avatar

I would also like to thank whoever posted Alex's crying baby photo for allowing us to embiggen to full size, so we can laugh even harder.

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Mindi Menzel's avatar

😆😂🤣 I love this for him so much!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Bet you he is planning to sell it to a buddy or relative for a dollar.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"A far better option would be for George Soros to buy the whole operation out of spite..."

A scenario:

Bianca: Johnny? Promise me you won't sell the Arby's.

Jack: No I won't. I'm going to shut it down, leave it vacant, open all of the windows and let nature have at it.

Bianca: This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's prime property on highway 145.

Jack: Yes, and there's not a thing you can do about it.

Bianca: But it is irresponsible to the community. They should sue you.

Jack: I hope they do.

Bianca: Well, I'll see to it. I'll go right to the Telluride Chamber of Commerce.

Jack: Do it. The case could be in court for months. Maybe years.

Bianca: Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!

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Hoon Seong's avatar

Can anyone post the video of him crying on air? Because it’s hilarious

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I like to envision the MAGAt hobo camp under a Texas overpass, featuring the likes of Alex Jones, Steve Bannon, Steven Miller, Rudy Giuliani, and of course Felonious Stunk itself, all gathered 'round the fire in a rusty oil drum, where they're heating the hobo beans in a can, passing around expired bottles of TrumpWater™️ while they relive their glory days.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So, if a right wing shithead buys Infowars and keeps it running, Alex then becomes an employee and will do what he's told because Texas is an at will employment state, right?

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beb's avatar

I would convert one billion dollars of what he owes to a binding contract that he never hosts or guests on any radio, TV, print or internet media ever again.

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Darth Trad's avatar

There must have been a point where he was seriously advised in a meeting (or two) that it could become libellous if he continued this line of 'entertainment'. Not because it was a complete lie. And one that was distressing. And offensive.

And he must have looked at his boost in viewers, sneered and told the 'bean counters' to FUCK OFF! You die as you live. And by the words that come out of your mouth, good or bad or (in this case) pure evil.

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