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Is he pointing a penis at us in that first picture?

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so thats who stold my bedazzler, i've been looking all over for it

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Is that from "Black Cock Downed"?

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Not enough plastic. Plus the tear looks too real.

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Speaking of cocaine and churches:"....there are some lines I will not cross."

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he's a year younger than I am.

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Except the Catholic church, which is the global pedophile ring.

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Nope. Just his incredibly small index finger...

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He's never seen hookers that look so good, and he's upset because he married a second-rate hooker:

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Funny how they think a country named El Salvador needs to be more Jesus-y.

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Lobsters is really bugs. Huuuge yummy bugs. With lemon and melted butter.

Crabs, on the other hand - cover them with glitter and make them so SHINY!! (Like the treasure from a sunken pirate wreck....)

Brain has had too much work this week, now seeking the silliest tangents.

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Really, they just want to take the accent off the "u".

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I did not feel right about commenting upon how deranged Alex Jones is (apparently) unless I donated a wee bit to Wonkette.Now I can drink liberally.

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He and Limbaugh. Then there's Jim Baker, former spouse of the late Tammy Faye, and Pat Robertson.I guess there's too many of them to count, though.

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You would be hard pressed to find a ucc pastor snorting hooker blowin a helicopter

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