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Saw them at the Whiskey! One of my favorite bands! H-A-T-R-E-D! I'm bitter!

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Fuck you for not telling me, also too, to stay away from it.

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Zombie Mom would snatch them bald-headed if they left the house that way. Oh and then maybe eat their brains.

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Needs more angora.

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He's a disinformer-tainer or a dysentainer.

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That is just what THEY (yes, I mean the joos) WANT you to think!!!

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This happens about every couple of weeks or so in my business too. Apparently professional artists sit around waiting forlornly for free art projects to do.... yeah, right. And I'm always the jerk for not taking on their aMAZing project for no money, because... aMAZing!

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dysentery? sounds about right...

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That's one of the most ridickulous sites I wish I'd not seen.

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the one I always get is, "oh, you went to an Ivy League school for a graduate degree in poetry? you should read my stuff, it's REALLY GOOD!" like, sure, kids, I got student loans so that I could have the privilege of reading your fuckin' diary.

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Lazy Fucks Liblez! he makes lazy fucks look like geniuses!

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I do the White Guy "dance" real good, like River Dance, but opposite, my legs don't move and I swing my arms like a tard (apologies to actual people like that!)

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well, that's why use such clever codes like "88" that nobody can decipher!

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I just get an access denied error, I must be a terrible person!

well I am but screw that noise!

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or absinthe

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from his mouth hole

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