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<i>588 people have been shot to death</i>

With votes! WAIT! WHAT? OH... with bullets.

Republicans will pass any law imagin to regulate lady parts in the the name of "protect innocent human life". But ask them to well-regulate the de facto militia that roams our streets, and suddenly they're all "Constitutional rights! Constitutional rights!".

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and i gotta say, my money's on the brit. i think that fat crazy dude needs a gun cause he got no balls.

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"people are fleeing fascist britain b/c of the uncontrolled knife murders"

this is the next episode of 'downton abbey' isn't it?

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you know (even disregarding the fact that i'm pretty sure the cnn's of the world love this shit for the sweet sweet attention / ad $$$ it generates) i don't feel sorry for piers morgan. if we just left these tools to scream in their own echo chambers we would have more events like 11/6/12 and we wouldn't have to hear them.

instead, we give them a forum and some sort of national legitimacy. no one should put that shit on the air.

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Because "Guano Loco" sounds better? I like guano loco.

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I think Breibart has been reincarnated in Mr. Jones.

I guess this just shows that karma can be a bitch.

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