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phoenix00's avatar

I saw that prominently displayed at my usual foodstuff-source haunt as well, and it took all of me to not laugh my way through the checkout.

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Beautiful Soup's avatar

I think I had his "Illustrated Encyclopedia of Cartoon Animals" - he is a true Renaissance man!

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Beautiful Soup's avatar

OMG!

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phoenix00's avatar

How 'bout nah, I wanna talk about Aliens.http://www.quickmeme.com/im...

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phoenix00's avatar

At least 8 months, but they've gotta get alien baby to term and birthed first. No abortions allowed remember?

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Remember when rape couldn't happen to you if you were married because your husband could have sexytimes with you whenever he wanted? Good times sheeple! MAKE AMERICA GROPE AGAIN!!!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Pics or GTFO!!!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Steve you are such a hottie!!1!1! How many Triunmpk supporters are you culling for your own personal casting couch?

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Yr. Gma's avatar

Hmm...swallowing and begging for more.

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Moldy Weißwurst's avatar

Rule 34, my friend, Rule 34.

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Jet Maier's avatar

Is this the big sexx thing Drudge was screaming about last week?

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The Librarian's avatar

I'm not going to knock Ms. Clinton's fondness for aliens. There's someone for everyone.

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HazooToo's avatar

Ain't it funny how even in this nutjob's delusional fantasies, Hillary is still having consensual sex with Bigfoot and Vince Foster, and Trump is still grabbing random women by the pussy?

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Historicat's avatar

So Hillary is the kind of girl you don't take home to mother? Rick James would approve.

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Wonky Magoo's avatar

The real news here is zambonis. Is there anything they can't do?

#zambonis2016

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frankz00's avatar

Enquirer broke John Edwards too. Also, World Weekly News is not the Enquirer. Your use of World Weekly News covers in place of Enquirer undermines the integrity of this article.

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