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Michael's avatar

Good riddance

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Marycat2021's avatar

Apparently everybody is too scared of the orange carbuncle to tell him that he does not have the right to appoint pretty idiots to anything. Poor little Habba Dabba Doo.

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Henry30's avatar

tRump ought to be happy that Alina was booted because she qualifies as a DEI hire--a woman and of Iraqi descent.

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hillary's left one's avatar

Her crucifix game needs work.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Most likely this has been said already: Habba Dabba Don't.

Remember, friends, whenever you're at a protest, whether planned in advance or spontaneous, the chant is Epstein! Epstein!! EPSTEIN!!! If you're with a group, chant it as a group.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Chuck Grassley, while present at the drafting and signing of the U.S. Constitution claims "... I really can't remember much about that day. I know we had a horse -- I think 'Sandy' was her name as a golden coat and mane, a nice gentle mare rode 'er bareback. She used to like it when I'd chop her hay stalks in half and serve it up with some fresh cool well water, keep her roof-shaded in Summer, blanket-warm in Winter and damp-dry in Spring since Autumn were her favorite time of year. Kickin' up leaves and a fuss ever' time her breakfast come out late. Yup. She had quite the constitution! Heh!"

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The Old KC's avatar

Alina Habba: “People of New Jersey, this is a slap in YOUR face! I am devastated for YOUR loss of me as your US Attorney!”

The people of New Jersey: “We good”

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Fox News, they'll love her.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Color commentator" for the '26 midterms riots.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

The color being white, of course.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

TIL about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumpits

Brava, Lady Marcie of Jones, hand to heart for all of this wonderful prose! BRAVA!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

That dime store whore has got to GO!! Moan all you want Shitler; you're not the boss of America

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Majordomo Billy Bojangles's avatar

We should encourage conflict between the administration and the senior members of Congress and the Senate.

Maybe at some point the legislative branch will decide to fulfill their constitutionally mandated duties and stop being willing punching bags for PAB's emotional upset du jour.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Wasn't she the one that got them sanctioned for $1M for bringing that LOLsuit against Hillary Clinton and like 28 other Dems and then it got dismissed and then she filed it again??

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Sir, eyes closed, drifts back to the Miss Teen USA Pageant dressing room, pops a Tic Tac and shouts "Bra Inspector"!

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"And then, like George Costanza, Habba just kept on showing up to work."

Two can play at that game.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Could she get a lowly job in Judge Boxwine's office?

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Erisian's avatar

"Ms. Habba granted them a rare private meeting to discuss the sentencing, which is scheduled for September, and she did not invite the prosecutors who had handled Mr. Weinstein’s case, according to two people with knowledge of the matter." (from the link to the NYT archived story)

Ms Habba learned at the feet of the Fulvous Fuckwad. He who held peace talks with the Taliban but forgot to invite a representative of the current Afghan government or then-President Ghani. He holds peace talks with his sugar daddy, Vladimir Vladimirovich, but failed to invite Pres Zelenskyy.

As for Habba, she apparently got confused about the difference between a one-sided discussion with defense lawyers with a Grand Jury... both engage with only one side of the case allowing no response from the other side. (We all need to cut her some serious slack, she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, she's stereotypical of those the Carrot Chancre chooses for any position: no experience in the job they are given, they may be intelligent but are not smart, slick as a greased sewer rat [my apologies to sewer rats everywhere], seriously deficient in common sense but unquestioningly loyal to the Deep Saffron Dipstick.)

fnord

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Perhaps Habba might "fake smart" by practicing her cross-examination skills on Ghislaine Maxwell. Captive (barely) audience, after all. Imagine the TV audience for THAT!

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