Her biggest decision every day is what to wear to accentuate her boobs.......(I know boobs is pretty sexist and I should use breasts.......it just seems appropriate with this bimbo) SHIT! Did it again......sorry....../s
Because I’m servicy, I’m going to share my personal technique I developed for cutting up an avocado. MUST CREDIT 🦡🍄🐍!!
- Start with a damn ripe avocado - if you can’t figure that out I can’t help you.
- Use a BLUNT tipped butter knife to cut end-to-end and all the way around the pit. If you can’t do this easily, return to step one.
- Grab both halves of the cut avocado, and twist gently to separate. Again, remember step one?
- Hold the half with the pit in it, pit upward, and whack it with the edge of the butter knife until it embeds. Twist gently to remove the pit.
- Hold a half in your hand, with the skin in your palm and the flesh up. Use the blunt knife to score through the flesh as desired (slices, cubes, whatever), making sure not to cut through the skin.
- Run the blade of that blunt knife around the edges of the skin, sliding it all the way around and under the flesh. It will then tip out easily, in whatever shape you cut it.
Notice I said BLUNT BUTTER KNIFE several times. Please don’t be a moron and try this with a sharp knife.
What even is her deal anyway? Is she still Trump's lawyer? He must have canned her after she got him socked with an $85 million judgment, right? Is she still on retainer? Or does she just say shit on Newsmax or wherever will have her because she has nothing better to do?
Is there anything she's actually good at? Also, did you deliberately choose the least flattering still of her little videos? Because that was rather mean.
The “carrot” video says it all:
She had to go to two different markets because the first one didn’t have carrot chips.
Us normies (or anyone with any sense) would just buy carrots and chop them.
Her biggest decision every day is what to wear to accentuate her boobs.......(I know boobs is pretty sexist and I should use breasts.......it just seems appropriate with this bimbo) SHIT! Did it again......sorry....../s
I'm always amazed at the number of Right Wing news shows, podcasts and bloggers that right-wingers can go to complain about how unfair the world is.
It's a never-ending isle of baby-wipes for their chapped asses.
and how silenced their voices are
Ta, Evan. WTAF?
What a assclown
She's so pretty
pretty stupid
She famously made her choice.
Because I’m servicy, I’m going to share my personal technique I developed for cutting up an avocado. MUST CREDIT 🦡🍄🐍!!
- Start with a damn ripe avocado - if you can’t figure that out I can’t help you.
- Use a BLUNT tipped butter knife to cut end-to-end and all the way around the pit. If you can’t do this easily, return to step one.
- Grab both halves of the cut avocado, and twist gently to separate. Again, remember step one?
- Hold the half with the pit in it, pit upward, and whack it with the edge of the butter knife until it embeds. Twist gently to remove the pit.
- Hold a half in your hand, with the skin in your palm and the flesh up. Use the blunt knife to score through the flesh as desired (slices, cubes, whatever), making sure not to cut through the skin.
- Run the blade of that blunt knife around the edges of the skin, sliding it all the way around and under the flesh. It will then tip out easily, in whatever shape you cut it.
Notice I said BLUNT BUTTER KNIFE several times. Please don’t be a moron and try this with a sharp knife.
😘
What did that poor avocado ever do to her, FFS?
Something about that video tells me when Alina is talking to Trump about the law his mind is wandering to his motorboat.
Well I can tell from those avocado videos what she spent her hard earned Trump cash on.
Avocados?
if that's what you wanna call em
What even is her deal anyway? Is she still Trump's lawyer? He must have canned her after she got him socked with an $85 million judgment, right? Is she still on retainer? Or does she just say shit on Newsmax or wherever will have her because she has nothing better to do?
Insert avocado/abogado joke here. Oh, wait, you did.
Fuck, she's high as fuck in that avocado video...dumps the whole cutting board...hahaha!
Perhaps her avocado-slicing would be improved if she wore appropriate avocado-slicing attire.
Is there anything she's actually good at? Also, did you deliberately choose the least flattering still of her little videos? Because that was rather mean.
"Can we play that again? Yeaaaah, right there. Now slower. Now speed it up. Oooooh yeah...Wait, are we live...?"