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Martini Glambassador's avatar

It’s the Little Mole, coveting coveralls. I’ve got yer hed gif source info here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/the-little-mole

Also, here is the Fonz link for those that are looking: https://thewhitepages.substack.com/p/the-day-that-the-fonz-solved-racism?r=angu9&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

OG Blockhead's avatar

I just want the lil fella to get some pants.

tehbaddr's avatar

Must be a ....

naked mole rat!

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

Dobry den, Krteček!!

He was my buddy while in Prague. My host's SIL -- I believe -- knitted me a little mole and my host gifted me with several children's books and vids.

A joy to see him here.

Zyxomma's avatar

That was a fun 13 minutes. I love when the fiber is dyed by the berries.

Snarfyguy's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7xQrtTUAr4

Matching Mole, 70s prog. Sorry, that's all I got.

(Nerd alert: the band name is a play on the name Soft Machine, but rendered aloud in French.)

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Wow. That is a blast from my part. I still like listening to weird and outside music.

Menotsure's avatar

The whole concept of wanting pants seems just a tad alien, here.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Right? We're famous for eschewing pants around here. There's dozens of us. Dozens!

Although you never should have written alien in your sentence. Because now all I can think about is space pants!

https://youtu.be/MwpmqMnngRk?si=n0AfGVi-WdwgOLd5

Menotsure's avatar

In space no one can hear you pant.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm pretty sure that's weed at the beginning of the the gif just before the coveralls make their appearance.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Sure… Czech animators of children’s shows are all stoners deep down.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

CUTE!

Froglooksfunny's avatar

Fake news! Moles can’t see!!

The Wanderer's avatar

Well, we have Mole and Rat's opinions, but what about Badger?

Shocktreatment's avatar

Toad will weigh in, brace yourselves...

Dave's avatar

moose and squirrel?

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

That wasn't falsetto; that was June Foray. It was REALetto.

PrimerGray's avatar

Pressed Rat and Warthog?

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

I hear they closed down their shop. Atonal apples weren't selling any more.

The Wanderer's avatar

We'll just classify the weasels as MAGAts and leave them to themselves.

Resource NW's avatar

Does that mean I can't say "Vote, vote, vote like a baby stoat" anymore?

The Wanderer's avatar

Of course you can. I will.

Resource NW's avatar

Vote, vote, vote like a baby stoat!

Tom Gorsuch's avatar

The mouse knows that pants is overrated because he listened to Lyle Lovett. Yes, yes, yes.

Bobathonic's avatar

Fight the pantriarchy!

Khavrinen's avatar

"Pretty sure taking away five New College grads’ diplomas for booing billionaire Joe Ricketts at commencement does not “support and protect the right of free speech,”"

It supports Joe Ricketts' free speech, and why would anyone who isn't a billionaire even need free speech, anyway?

randomnessliz's avatar

yeah, but no one remembers because he did it after he jumped the shark.

Ward From Cali's avatar

That Verge article on Vivek Ramaswamy's Buzzfeed stunt is wonderfully contemptuous. Also, "objectivity kayfabe" needs to become a go-to slam when dunking on the MSM.

BecomingJenn's avatar

um, really REALLY needed that tabs gif this painful AF (for me) morning.

Nice to see my soul so summed up here and the images allow for calm so pain doesn't increase. Thank you and love you.

May you all have a blessed day, no matter how you woke up. Know Wonks here got your back when you need it. May rest find you all and may a smile creep in at least once due to a moment of joy/bliss.

X.'s avatar

Ohhhh, not an okay start to the day; I'm so sorry BJ. But you have generosity in your heart, and that should earn you some measure of relief!! Should!! Good human, good Wonker! ❤️

Kay Ducky's avatar

I have a puzzle for everyone! Keri Noble was an artist from Detroit who had a brief fling with a major label. Sadly, not "marketable" enough... I knew her when, but not really. I was a fan since 1999 and we had coffee once after a show of hers. Here's the puzzle though! Watch this video and try to spot her husband/co-writer/co-producer at the time in the video: This is an empowering divorce song and yet they toured together during the entire divorce, because together they were, musically, really good together. These lyrics man.. Damn..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDiNp3oS_v0

It's not the bass player in every studio scene, who's a session guy (and probable Terminator) who went on to tour with them, it's the guitar player you barely ever see. Ouch.

She's a happy gal though. Had a lot of success as a morning show host, is a vocal coach, and is now married to some giant man who flipped footballs for a living.

If you are still here, here she is on the CBS Morning Show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAOFfx5n8Bo

"M"'s avatar

"bass player who's a session guy and probable Terminator"

I think if you're a bass-playing session gut, all that is in the job description

Fiddlesticks's avatar

SER had a great one about why the economy is good, but people don't believe it.

https://www.playtyperguy.com/p/why-are-you-ingrates-still-whining

Crip Dyke's avatar

>> "The company, Hello Alice, responded by opening a new grant program to tell Miller to get fucked. You could nominate Wonkette! Or anyone else!" <<

You could even nominate Pervert Justice AND Wonkette! No limit on # of nominations, y'all!

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Fuck Stephen Miller, that Mr Burns looking MF! Are Mommy and Daddy still paying his cellphone bills? Speaking of mole rats....

eliz_'s avatar

I've had a very busy morning and am late here, but a graduation ceremony is a CEREMONY. How on earth can a person who has earned and paid for their degree have it rescinded for behavior after-the-fact? Could universities rescind degrees 5, 10, 20 years later for actions of graduates with which they do not agree?

X.'s avatar

Well, yeah, but............. you'd need to be like Josef Mengele or a (very fucking few) other Nazi war criminals. IIRC, both his MD and PhD were rescinded.

I have my doubts about those Florida kids having become notorious in their extraordinary evil since finals and so forth.

"M"'s avatar

Why would you want a degree from that place when Christopher Rufo has infected the board ...?

Crip Dyke's avatar

I've seen them try. It's unclear what "success" even means, though.

"M"'s avatar

That's how fascists roll

They make the "rules" ridiculously vague so they can try to net as many people they deem "undesirable" under them as they can, and interpret them any way they want ... even when they can't find the alleged infraction about which they complain

https://youtu.be/BUbtCWoTB-A?si=o66-RxyM7-RlH2eD

eliz_'s avatar

If it was misbehavior/misrepresentation DURING the earning of the actual degree, I could see it, because then the degree might not have been awarded in the first place.

This is like taking away the matching funds to my 401k after I've already left the company because I do something against company policy after I'm already done there.

Crip Dyke's avatar

I understand, but that hasn't stopped colleges from trying 5 and 10 years after the fact.

randomnessliz's avatar

the University of Pennsylvania has been trying to get one degree back for like 40 years, but they'd have to give back the library.......

Flashman's avatar

How many times was Hilary Clinton asked by reporters whether she was going to leave lyin', cheatin' Bill Clinton or [smirk, smirk] stand by her man? When in the hell is somebody going to ask Melanoma that?

"M"'s avatar

They can't find her to ask her

Lady Tavestock's avatar

This is a photo of the scammer parading as Steve Ottoman. I did a reverse search and found it on a scam warning website.

Lady Tavestock's avatar

Shoot... How do I link a photo?

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Go into notes on substack, post your pic there, and then you can post the link to your note here.

subterrene's avatar

Took a trip to Europe two weeks ago, first time in four years that I've traveled without stringently wearing a mask on mass transit. I learned my lesson - got covid.

randomnessliz's avatar

next time just go on a two-week cruise!

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MissMuppet's avatar

Agreed. Just about every time I’ve flown I ended up with a cold.

LP's avatar

I traveled last month and kept my mask on in the airport as much as possible (hardly anyone was wearing a mask and it was crowded). I have several friends who got sick after air travel (I didn't, hooray, I guess!).

Emil Muz's avatar

I'm having an indecision paralysis moment right now. I've made an appt to sell my car this afternoon, which will leave me without transportation other than bus/Uber, but I need the money now. It's really got me screwed up at the moment.

eliz_'s avatar

Is the short-term benefit worth the long-term detriment? If you REALLY do not need the car and would otherwise be sick/starving/homeless, then maybe so. But if selling the car means that you will forego other opportunities as a result (a better job at some point that would require an Uber every single day?), then is there ANY way to hold off?

I'm sure you've already done those calculations but getting another car if you require it will not likely be easy. I always held onto mine because I literally figured that I could live in it if I had to do so, which wasn't a great thing to have to consider, but was the reality of my situation.

I wish you well regardless of whatever decision you have to make and I'm sorry you're in this position.

Emil Muz's avatar

Unfortunately I am absolutely at the bitter end. I have no money to pay my rent, I have no income, I’m waiting on a decision about benefits. I’ve raised $136 on GoFundMe. The car is a convenience, but I live on a main street. It's really last resort time

Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

Summer is the season to be carless.

Lady Tavestock's avatar

Ok, first I had a million incantations of "Elon Musk" trying to follow me on Substack. Then, I had a guy named "Steven Ottomans" try to follow me. He looked like a pleasant older gentleman in the profile photo, plus I noted that he only followed women of a certain age. So, I googled his name and nothing came up. Then I did a reverse search of the photo and he's a scammer - whoever he is. So, block him and report him.

Emil Muz's avatar

I post replies to things and get bots liking them and following me within 30 seconds. I remove the follow, but don't block.

Lady Tavestock's avatar

Yes, but this guy was starting to send messages pretty persistently. He gets reported.

Bupkus231's avatar

"...Voting for an independent candidate in a presidential contest does not make you principled. It makes you a citizen who cares more about looking cool and above it all than about taking part in the real democratic process...."

[ From a column by Gail Collins in today's NYT ]