Of course the first person to receive a dick-reduction surgery hails from the state that looks like a dick. Of course he does. The unnamed 17-year-old, whom we’ll call Richard, was apparently … how to say? … wider than he was deep. Seven inches long, 10 inches in circumference, about the size of a grapefruit — while flaccid. That’s a thick piece, dude.
The guy down the road just dropped by with a bottle of duty-free tequila for us for keeping an eye on their cats and blowing out the driveway while they were in Florida for the last week. It's going to be -35 F with windchill factor here tonight. I can say with total honesty that I am not even slightly jealous of them for their trip. Never been there, probably never will.
One of my friends in Florida (I grew up there) is fond of posting shite about all the snow up here. "Oh, we have 5" of sand down here" or "Oh gosh, it's 70 degrees...where's my sweater?"
You know what? This snow is going to melt soon, but you'll still be in Florida.
<blockquote>Wednesday afternoon, though, Staples CEO Ron Sargent said that if federal regulators approve the move, the headquarters would be in Staples&rsquo; hometown of Framingham, Mass., a Boston exurb.</blockquote> Tax-achusetts? Home of RomneyCare? A state with $9 minimum wage (going up to $11 in 2017)?
The even bigger joke on Florida is that Office Depot is now a Taxachusetts corporation because, this might be hard to comprehend, government revenue funds schools, public transportation, and civilization that does not involve shuffle boards, gun ranges, and subsidies for sports stadiums.
The guy down the road just dropped by with a bottle of duty-free tequila for us for keeping an eye on their cats and blowing out the driveway while they were in Florida for the last week. It&#039;s going to be -35 F with windchill factor here tonight. I can say with total honesty that I am not even slightly jealous of them for their trip. Never been there, probably never will.
The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity...
Two Presidents with MBAs from Harvard. Two global depressions.
I&#039;m sure it&#039;s strictly coincidence.
We&#039;ll miss you, Your Excellency.
Thank God or Disqus. Before them, the comments Wonkette does not allow were, unfortunately, readable.
That was Jed. Maybe Jeb's dyslexic?
No, but they make a hell of a '70's porn flick.
One of my friends in Florida (I grew up there) is fond of posting shite about all the snow up here. &quot;Oh, we have 5&quot; of sand down here&quot; or &quot;Oh gosh, it&#039;s 70 degrees...where&#039;s my sweater?&quot;
You know what? This snow is going to melt soon, but you&#039;ll still be in Florida.
The NRA and a local gun shop promised the penis reduction patient a discount.
I hope that kid left the surgeon a tip.
Dubya is the smart one. He is a Yale graduate with an MBA from Harvard. Versus Jeb who only has a BA from U of Texas. Don&#039;t argue with me!
&quot;He couldn&rsquo;t have sex or play sports or wear pants, and for 17-year-olds two of those things are very important.&quot;
It&#039;s playing sports and wearing pants that are important to 17-year-olds, isn&#039;t it?
<blockquote>Wednesday afternoon, though, Staples CEO Ron Sargent said that if federal regulators approve the move, the headquarters would be in Staples&rsquo; hometown of Framingham, Mass., a Boston exurb.</blockquote> Tax-achusetts? Home of RomneyCare? A state with $9 minimum wage (going up to $11 in 2017)?
Your move Republicans.
The even bigger joke on Florida is that Office Depot is now a Taxachusetts corporation because, this might be hard to comprehend, government revenue funds schools, public transportation, and civilization that does not involve shuffle boards, gun ranges, and subsidies for sports stadiums.
I don&#039;t care how many complaints I get about my dick&#039;s size, I&#039;m <i>not</i> making it smaller.
Well, it should. Otherwise &quot;Right to Rise&quot; is just another PAC name.