Democrats and Republicans might be on the verge of "shutting down the government" (hooray?) due to a financial dispute, but beloved members of BOTH our nation's dumb parties can agree, and do agree, on one thing: the Bible is totally the best book ever! Surely any political blog worth its salt should eventually review every politician's favorite book, right? Especially since this Year of Our Lord 2011 is the 400th anniversary of the King James Bible, which is more or less the
People really should read the KJV just as a masterful work of English literature. I admit, though, that every time I tried I barely got through "And God created..." before putting it down out of boredom.
I have NEVER understood that "7 heads and 10 horns" hoo-doo. The ratio of head-to-horn is way off. I have a feeling that a lot has been lost in the translation.
Kind of like how "temple prostitute" was changed to mean "gay guy".
There's some pretty sexy begetting a little further in.
Those are hollow, decoy pocket versions. They keep their weed in them. And rubbers.
Needs a rewrite.
If it's such a great book why does the hero die half-way through?
KJB - Inspired word of god...or inspired word of King James?
People really should read the KJV just as a masterful work of English literature. I admit, though, that every time I tried I barely got through "And God created..." before putting it down out of boredom.
"Ward...weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
"Ward...weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
I'll just wait for it to be made into a movie, and then not see that.
Well, he actually was.
I have NEVER understood that "7 heads and 10 horns" hoo-doo. The ratio of head-to-horn is way off. I have a feeling that a lot has been lost in the translation.
Kind of like how "temple prostitute" was changed to mean "gay guy".