A big congratulatory rubber-gloved handshake to Tennessee state Sen. Stacey Campfield, our inaugural winner of the Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award, State Legislator Division. And indeed, who more fitting than the very man who inspired the creation
We've been saving up poop over in Wonkville all year (our version of a recycling drive minus the old newspapers or tin cans). Why stop at one shit muffin when we could probably bury his house up to the second floor...
Wow, I didn&#039;t think that any elected body could be more derpy than the NYS Legislature but now I see how naive that was. Politics in the Empire State is rife with petty corruption, exceptional vindictiveness and out of control <strike>spending</strike> sexting, but politicians here look like boy scouts in comparison to many of the examples cited in this space over the past year. And to be fair, Albany actually does A Good Thing every now and then, like passing a strict new post-Newtown gun control law in 2013, and setting up a very robust and a (mostly) efficient health insurance exchange.
Photo-finish if I ever saw one...
Never has an award been more truly deserved by so many.
<i>He even did his part to protect Christmas from the imaginary war being waged against it,</i>
Here&rsquo;s hoping that everyone had a Merry War on Christmas and a Happy and Joyous New Fecking Year.
Glad that&rsquo;s over with, now where&rsquo;s my cheap-shit Scotch at?
<i>&ldquo;I love it when people use children as props.&rdquo;</i>
Dude is just like Santa Claus, only, you know, evil.
This tinpot is really the santorum of the crop, though.
It&#039;s no small feat to stir up any feelings of gratitude for the &#039;legislators&#039; here in Florduh.
We&#039;ve been saving up poop over in Wonkville all year (our version of a recycling drive minus the old newspapers or tin cans). Why stop at one shit muffin when we could probably bury his house up to the second floor...
He&#039;s just pissed off that Manti Te&#039;o stole his imaginary girlfriend
Wow, I didn&#039;t think that any elected body could be more derpy than the NYS Legislature but now I see how naive that was. Politics in the Empire State is rife with petty corruption, exceptional vindictiveness and out of control <strike>spending</strike> sexting, but politicians here look like boy scouts in comparison to many of the examples cited in this space over the past year. And to be fair, Albany actually does A Good Thing every now and then, like passing a strict new post-Newtown gun control law in 2013, and setting up a very robust and a (mostly) efficient health insurance exchange.
Shitmuffins of the Decade, easily..
You miss by an inch, and all hell breaks loose.