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I will always remember why we have to get the shot you fucking asshole.

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Jimmy wants to build chairs. Long story.

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I laughed so hard at [RACIST SOB!]

Thanks, Evan!

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He might be partly right..

If he hadn't been "president", we may not all be getting covid shots now. With a real president, covid might have come and gone just like the last SARS, without all the uncontrolled spread.

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"Shot" in quotes tells you something about the author of that tweet. I'm illiterate and proud of it!

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Fox would have been screaming constantly that “Clinton is responsible for 2000 dead Americans, just like she was responsible for dead Americans at BENGHAZI!” when everybody that died had contracted the disease at Sturgis.

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I imagine some of the dead would have come across the 'rona at the Ranch dressing fountain at the Merde-A-Lardo buffet also.

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I can think of some "shots" that fucker should get.

Head shots (photos, of course ..), ass shots, really cold vaccine shots. But no jello shots

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😳😳😳🤮

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Permit me to register a VERY strong objection to including Dubya in the list of "legitimate" presidents. If anything, he was even more illegitimate than the King of Trolls, lately deposed.

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Can't the federal government trademark the official seal of the office of the president, to keep pretenders from using it? Can you imagine if there were pretend treasury departments or DOJ agents?

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Jesus Christ, DOLLY PARTON did more to help end the pandemic than loser boy Trump. And no shade to Dolly, I absolutely adore her, and pretty much everyone in the universe seems to as well.

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I'm honestly shocked that he can even DO that. I seriously thought that that low-rent fuck probably stole a ream of letterhead on his way out the door.

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Carter is busy building a house for a poor person.

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