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There's no need for a conservative hunting permit because they do a good enough job of shooting themselves -- red states have a horrendous number of people killing each other in "hunting accidents", children shooting other children with guns they "found", and so forth. Unfortunately, they also breed faster than they shoot themselves :(.

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...common ground.Common ground with people who think it is funny to run over people in their car because they are "protesting" something.And "endangering" their lives by blocking a road. Which means nothing moves and no lives are endangered and all.Also that bit about "Oh, no one knew it was a white supremacist meme!!!!" is horse shit.

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I bet these fucks would all call themselves Christians also

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Now THAT would be a fun car decal/"No need for a conservative hunting permit: You dipshits tend to thin out your own herd"

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Seems to me the morans realized that some on the left are just as armed as they...and bonus, actually know how to shoot. Time to ramp it up? FFSDoes not matter if this was an accident or meant to be a "joke." It is worse that a public employee- who does indeed get paid from people's taxes- thinks it is hilarious! To mow that public down if they get in the way.BTW....stand your ground, rightwingnuts. That goes both ways.

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And I read somewhere this Sheriff is part of the "constitutional Sheriffs" org.

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So funny.

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There's a part of my town (recently listed as most conservative city in USA by some think tank) where I constantly see the most fucked up bumper stickers and decals. A few years ago I saw "SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DEATH SQUAD" and recently I saw a parody of those family decals, but instead of stick figures it was skulls with nazi helmets. Fucking hell.

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Yeah, I'm grateful every single day for being born white; I have done certain involuntary nervous movements in front of cops that have "caused" many black and brown unarmed children to be shot to death.

Ex. cop asking me if I use my Dad's tire pressure checker (looks like a small aluminum baseball bat) to hit people. I looked at it and automatically pointed towards it before explaining what it was and how it is used.

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"O hai I like murder bye"

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Utter bullshit! There is no defending this.... https://uploads.disquscdn.c... And you'd have to live in a fucking cave to not be aware of what happened to Heather Heyer.

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They have. They will be issued to all on Nov 5, 2019.

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This oughta raise your blood pressure 10 points. From Willamette Week.

Vancouver Police Say Officers Released Driver Who Nearly Ran Over Antifa Protesters Because “He Was Scared”Vancouver Police Lt. Kathy McNicholas says the officers did not write a citation and made no arrest because they could not establish probable cause or intent.

http://www.wweek.com/news/c...

Then they consoled him and wished him better luck next time on his first libkill. (that last may be made up.)

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Ok, so, being inside a large metal container that can move faster than a human, and aiming that container at a person, deliberately, is not a crime if you were scared they might throw a rock at your large metal container and scratch it slightly.

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Only if you are white male and a Trump fan. Don't try it the other way around or one will end up with a vehicle looking like this https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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