Listen up, teenagers — the world is trying to teach you shit every day, and you are too busy with your Nintendos and Boone's Farm to see it.
Strange. For some reason I have always pictured you as an old businessjew.
Good Lord I hope she isn't reading this- Wonket could really screw up an impressionable young girl and destroy an otherwise promising future
I think Arizona lapped them both with their recent "Protecting guns from people" legislation.
She's probably better off, no matter what school she attends next.
Mikey has died a thousand deaths.
He must be a coward.
If she'd settled for just taking an AR-15 to school, and firing a few dozen rounds into the air in the schoolyard, none of this would have happened.
1) drop coke bottle from airplane
2) wait for bushmen to throw it off the edge of the world
Still a white cracker, and therefore not a "terrist" according to the wingnutz dictionary.
That's only for those who can't get their hands on iodine and Al powder.
That would make perfect sense, if you hadn't started out with "The people of Florida".
Who says it went wrong?
I'm pretty sure that serving Michelob Light is considered an act of terrorism...
I'm guessing spud guns and tennis ball cannons are right out...
Volcanoes?
Volcommies is more like it!
Yeah, they vanished for a few years, prompting all kinds of silly urban legends about why they were gone (Probably didn't sell well enough).
Then they re-appeared at some point. They seem the same to me.
Toilet cleaner and aluminum foil. The sort of mixture any of Newt's student janitors could make.
Strange. For some reason I have always pictured you as an old businessjew.
Good Lord I hope she isn't reading this- Wonket could really screw up an impressionable young girl and destroy an otherwise promising future
I think Arizona lapped them both with their recent "Protecting guns from people" legislation.
She's probably better off, no matter what school she attends next.
Mikey has died a thousand deaths.
He must be a coward.
If she'd settled for just taking an AR-15 to school, and firing a few dozen rounds into the air in the schoolyard, none of this would have happened.
1) drop coke bottle from airplane
2) wait for bushmen to throw it off the edge of the world
Still a white cracker, and therefore not a "terrist" according to the wingnutz dictionary.
That's only for those who can't get their hands on iodine and Al powder.
That would make perfect sense, if you hadn't started out with "The people of Florida".
Who says it went wrong?
I'm pretty sure that serving Michelob Light is considered an act of terrorism...
I'm guessing spud guns and tennis ball cannons are right out...
Volcanoes?
Volcommies is more like it!
Yeah, they vanished for a few years, prompting all kinds of silly urban legends about why they were gone (Probably didn't sell well enough).
Then they re-appeared at some point. They seem the same to me.
Toilet cleaner and aluminum foil. The sort of mixture any of Newt's student janitors could make.