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Gayer Than Thou's avatar

It annoys me that Lad Love doesn't get higher billing. They're the only reason I would go to Coachella.

Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

Been doing this my family with the Red Sox since the 1950s. And, as always, today in 2000, Himself and us are doing it once AGAIN.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Aww! Now I want corvids.

Mike Steele's avatar

Then, you’re not having a very ‘nice time’ today, as we’re watching the O’s![Yeah, we know; your team wins in regular season, when it actually counts]

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I might be able to stay up late for the purr-ling finals.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Is there a "Frozen on Ice"? Because redundant.

Doug Langley's avatar

"This rig just won an award for safety. Do you hear me? Nothing can go wrong with Deepwater Horizon."

Doug Langley's avatar

"And now, time once again for the further adventures of the greatest hero who ever lived . . .""CHICKEN""MAN""He's everywhere! He's everywhere!!"

Mateo del Sol's avatar

All Hail the Mouthy Hamster Chicken.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Sadly no, but I would go in a second if I did.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Nothing to see here, folks, just move along:"Fox News host Sean Hannity, along with a slew of his network cohorts, has spent years advancing that conspiracy theory while relentlessly calling on Barr and the Justice Department to investigate and arrest Trump’s political opponents. Given Trump’s long history of taking cues from Fox News and widespread concerns about the attorney general’s recent politicization of the Justice Department, it's worth documenting the list of people whom Fox News has been relentlessly calling on Barr to investigate, arrest, or convict as part of this “deep state” conspiracy theory:

Former Democratic presidential candidate Hillary ClintonFormer FBI Director James ComeyFormer FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabeFormer Deputy Attorney General Sally YatesFormer Deputy Attorney General Rod RosensteinFormer Associate Deputy Attorney General Bruce OhrFormer Fusion GPS contractor Nellie OhrFormer FBI agent Peter StrzokFormer FBI lawyer Lisa PageFormer FBI lawyer James BakerFormer Director of National Intelligence James ClapperFormer national security adviser Susan RiceFormer Ambassador to the United Nations Samantha PowerFormer CIA Director John BrennanFormer Attorney General Loretta LynchFormer President Barack Obama"

If Trump touches a hair on Sally Yates's head, there will be blood!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Except the love of a good dog.