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"That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!!"

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I never had a problem remembering my passwords back when all my passwords were "password."

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Maybe Faux was outraged at the thought of a reporter actually investigating something.

"That's crazy! We certainly don't do that sort of thing here!!"

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too bad they won't allow 0000 anymore. :(

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The "Big John" in my friend group is approximately half a foot and 100 lbs smaller than I am, not to mention my brother, and that's generally been the case for all of the "Big X" guys I've known in my days. Your results may vary!

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There is a pretty good series about shady fortune tellers (redundant?) on Amazon with the Burn Notice guy called Shut Eye. https://images-na.ssl-image...

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Lol🤣

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I mean, Ronald Reagan dyed his hair. This case happened in Indiana in the early '90s, which means culturally it was probably the mid-'70s at the latest.

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Well, at least 14 of them.

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fingers crossed

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They want to get these terrorist morans to do their dirty work.

See also: Jan Sixxx

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THIS!!!

Police department spending and salary increases should be tied to a metric for misconduct and settlement costs. They won't be turning a blind eye on their brother-in-blue if their gross misconduct is costing everyone's wage increase.

That's how the real world union works for the rest of us. If one worker's fuckery is costing the line productivity, which is directly tied to wages, the other workers will address it pronto.

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The Kenosha cops handcuffed Jacob Blake, who they shot in the back and paralyzed, to the hospital bed for 'safety' reasons.

This little white power winkle-picker gets to roam free, after deceiving the court about his whereabouts, and found underage drinking in a bar with Pud Boys.

I hope the DoJ is letting that sympathetic judge know they are watching him, a la Brock Turner.

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Police unions do not operate under the same constraints as other unions. Not even close. Even Jimmy Hoffa ran a cleaner game.

Calling it a 'union is like saying North Korea is a 'Republic'.

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Jacob Blake was handcuffed to his hospital bed by the same Kenosha police force that shot him in the back.

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Whelp, those good apples I keep hearing about, they sure are quiet, aren't they?

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